Chapter 212 Xiao Zheng (very loud): I am the victim!
In a small hotel in Hai City.

Two policemen pushed Zheng He down on the bed. Another policeman stood at the door and turned to look at a disheveled middle-aged woman who was about 50 or 60 years old. He quickly grabbed the quilt beside him and handed it to the middle-aged woman. He frowned and asked with concern, "Auntie, are you okay?"

The aunt wrapped herself tightly in the quilt, her eyes flickering slightly: "No, it's okay..."

[Zheng He invited an old lady to the hotel, but was arrested? This is a bit explosive, brothers! ]

[Zheng Heke is really hungry, he has to eat anything! ]

[Even middle-aged women dare to harass him, Zheng He is really not picky about food! 】

[It's not even spring yet, and Zheng He is already going on blind dates at noon and meeting up at a hotel at night. Why is this guy so horny? ]

[Zheng He, Zheng He! Let me tell you something. This lady is almost as old as your mother. How could you have the heart to do that to her?]

Zheng He’s head was pressed on the soft bed by the police. He glanced at the police. Because his face was squeezed and deformed, he spoke unclearly: “No… It’s not like that… You, you guys listen to my explanation…”

One of the policemen who was holding Zheng He pressed his head hard with his hand and shouted, "Shut up! Be quiet!"

Zheng He cried out in pain a few times.

Zheng He: “…” Is there anyone who can speak up for me?!

The old lady standing next to the police turned her face away unnaturally.

Zheng He was about to cry. He took a break, and when the police were about to take him away, he felt that he could finally breathe freely and prove his innocence with great pleasure!
His face was filled with indescribable grievance, and he shouted with a red face: "I called the police, I am the victim, I am the one who was harassed!!"

Zheng He was so wronged! He called the police to arrest himself, would he look so stupid?
Audience: "!!!"

Several policemen looked at each other. Could it be that they really had arrested the wrong person?
They looked at the disheveled old lady, and then at Zheng He, who was dressed in good clothes...

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't seem like what Zheng He said.

But seeing Zheng He's confident expression, with his neck and face flushed from his efforts to defend himself, it didn't seem like he was lying.

For the first time, the policeman felt so helpless that he wanted to call the police.

The policeman coughed twice and said, "Well, I'll call the police station and find out who called the police."

When they came in and looked at the situation just now, they went straight to Zheng He without thinking, took Zheng He down and protected the aunt.

Thinking about it now, before going out on duty, he seemed to remember that someone in the station told him that the person who called the police was a man named Zheng He.

But he was still a little confused. In order to be sure, he decided to call the institute to confirm.

Two minutes later.

After making the phone call to confirm, the policeman scratched his head. He turned around and looked at the old lady who was wrapped tightly in a quilt and felt extremely guilty, and he was speechless.

Just now, the voice on the phone answered clearly: "Yes, the person who called the police is named Zheng He, a man, and he said he was harassed."

An awkward atmosphere quickly spread in the small space.

Zheng He looked at the policemen and complained aggrievedly: "I was just about to say that you arrested the wrong person! You didn't even let me speak! Should I call the police to arrest myself? Do you think this is reasonable? You arrested me instead of the real bad guys. In your eyes, am I such a beast?"

"..."

The policemen looked at each other and remained silent.

Don’t you have any idea whether it is a beast or not?

Looking at Zheng He’s past battle record, coupled with the current chaotic scene, who would have thought at the first glance that Zheng He was the victim?
With Zheng He here, who can tell the difference between Zheng He and the criminals?

It’s no wonder the police arrested the wrong person.

Zheng He glanced at the old lady again and continued to defend himself: "Besides, she is already so old. After all, I am a young and handsome guy! Am I so hungry that I will eat anything?"

"…" Who can say that? The old lady was upset when she heard this, "How can you talk like that! When I was young, I was also a pretty girl in the village!"

The policeman turned to look at the old lady and shouted, "Shut up! Be quiet!"

Aunt: "..."

[Huh? The sudden reversal almost sent me flying! ]

[I'm going to order two cups of milk tea to calm my nerves! ]

【This world is crazy after all...】

【Your aunt is still your aunt! 】

[Xiao Zheng (very loud) (feeling wronged): I am the victim!!]

[I'm sorry, Xiao Zheng, I just wronged you. Now I will punish myself by facing the wall for ten minutes! ]

[Hahahaha! This is the first time I’m speechless seeing a police officer!]

The two policemen who had originally controlled Zheng He let go of his hands awkwardly, and Zheng He was finally cleared of his grievances and regained his personal freedom.

Twenty minutes later, at the nearby police station.

The policeman poured Zheng He a cup of tea to comfort Comrade Zheng, who had just suffered both physical and mental injuries.

The police officer sat down opposite Zheng He and said, "Now tell me how you were harassed."

Zheng He sighed. He was very depressed because he had been hurt so much. "Alas, it's all because I'm too handsome that she took the path of crime..."

The police officer frowned as he listened to Zheng He's narcissistic speech. He tapped the table with his pen and said, "I sympathize with your experience, but let's get to the point first."

"Okay." Zheng He began to recall painfully: "She wanted to buy my autograph, and we agreed to meet at a hotel. As soon as I entered the room, she locked the door, and then started to take off her clothes! I was stunned at the time! I felt like my eyes were dirty!"

If the other party was a young and beautiful girl, Zheng Hexing might have agreed reluctantly, but the other party was a perverted old lady in her fifties or sixties, and he couldn't bring himself to do it no matter what.

He immediately gave up the idea of ​​being kept by a rich woman and living off her, thus saving himself 30 or 40 years of detour.

He can't make any money from this, so he should leave it to other capable people!
He wanted to run, but he couldn't because as soon as he opened his eyes he wanted to close them.

When he was most helpless, he suddenly thought of the police officer!

He quickly lowered his head, took out his cell phone and made the call that could save him from the fire.

Unexpectedly, when the police arrived, they arrested him on the spot. At that moment, he felt that his hopes were dashed, and he suddenly felt that the world was so unfriendly to him!

Then his live broadcast room suddenly went black, and the reason for being blocked was: pornography.

After the police arrived, Zheng He's live broadcast room continued to broadcast after various negotiations between the chief director and the platform.

[Auntie is just being lusty and has been planning this for a long time! ]

[Zheng He has finally made it, and can make a living with his looks! ]

[Zheng He is also pitiful. I sympathize with him for three seconds.]

[Zheng He has taken over pornography, gambling, feudal superstition, and pyramid schemes. Now he is still missing one thing. I hope Zheng He will be more careful.]

[I thought the old lady was being harassed, but it turns out that the person being harassed was Zheng He?! ]

Zheng He never thought that he would have such a rich and colorful experience in his life.

It’s all because of his handsomeness. Alas... being too handsome is not a good thing. He must protect himself next time!