Chapter 169: The Buddha is possessed: I want the foreigners to die

He just wanted to clap his hands simply, and they were separated by a highly elastic polymer material.

Bai Youlou originally thought that his relationship with Jiang Yuanchu was great!

What a nice girl! She doesn't bother him at ordinary times, she is very pretty, and she doesn't need him to provide any "emotional value" after they meet. How many male compatriots are annoyed by such a thing when they are looking for a girlfriend.

Emotional value means that she doesn't say anything and lets you guess. If you guess correctly, there is no prize, but if you guess wrong, you will be in big trouble.

Jiang Yuanchu never does this. Let alone emotional value, she doesn't even need Bai Youlou to provide material value.

At present, she should be richer than Bai Youlou. Because she is not like Bai Youlou, this girl doesn't have much time to spend the money she earns.

The only value he needs to provide is physical value.

After we met and got on the RV, I gave her everything and that was it~
Although Bai Youlou cannot guarantee that not a single drop will be left every time, he will definitely try his best.

He has always been good at exchanging speed for sound.

This kind of relationship is great!

I thought this kind of relationship would last at least a few years. After all, Jiang Yuanchu is such a career-oriented girl. Career > Health > Family > Love
This is roughly the ranking, and love life may have to be ranked at the back.

However, after just spending a little longer time together, this girl became visibly more cheerful.

Bai Youlou hadn't seen that kind of standard sweet smile for a long time.

Fortunately, the two of them were really honest with each other.

Jiang Yuanchu found something wrong and did not hide it. He immediately raised the question, hoping to solve the problem with Bai Youlou.

If this matter could be put on paper, she would have asked someone to make a PPT to analyze it in detail.

However, due to the sensitivity of the incident, we could only engage in some "verbal disputes" that were different from usual.

Unfortunately, Bai Youlou really had no good solution to this problem.

He was very open-hearted in front of Jiang Yuanchu. Just letting her cosplay as Liu Manli last night was enough to make him explode.

To put it simply: My friend is so perverted, and you still have a tendency towards pure love?

Can’t you treat the haters online the same way you treat them?
They spray theirs, you spray yours~
Obviously, it was too late to call for "off-site rescue" at this time. Liu Manli was busy and couldn't come over to give Jiang Yuanchu a "blow on the head" at this time.

Fortunately, Liu Manli couldn’t come, but someone else came!

And the effect is much more powerful than Liu Manli!
Zhang Xiaorong: Let me see who has a love-crazy brain attack again~
"Thank you for your hard work, drink some water~"

"I'm not thirsty for the moment." Bai Youlou waved his hand and didn't take the water handed to him by Zhang Xiaorong.

"It's too late to drink when you're thirsty, dear."

Seeing Zhang Xiaorong's serious expression, Bai Youlou had no choice but to take the water and gurgle~
After he finished drinking, he subconsciously looked at Zhang Xiaorong, who smiled and gave him a thumbs up.

As if to say: That's great~
Bai Youlou: What a wonderful feeling!
Although it felt a bit childish, he actually enjoyed it. What's going on?
By the way, to what extent has Teacher Zhang studied child psychology?

Zhang Xiaorong: The research is so thorough!
Just like that, during dinner time, Bai Youlou was about to order a takeout meal, but she just took out the lunch box.

Recently, Zhang Xiaorong has been researching nutritious meals in her spare time, the kind that are not very delicious but extremely healthy.

It was just because Bai Youlou mentioned before that he had become a little indulged after he stopped being an idol, and had been eating a lot, and then Zhang Xiaorong would prepare these weird meals for him when she was free.

It's filling, but it has no taste.

It’s okay today. There’s a fried egg on top, and it’s in the shape of a heart.

"Didn't you say before that it wasn't tasty and had no taste at all? I put a little sugar in it this time."

To be honest, when she took out the lunch box, let alone whether it had any smell, even if it smelled like the defense, Bai Youlou would have gritted his teeth and eaten it all!

And it's really sweet~
After biting off half of the fried egg, Bai Youlou consciously turned his head to look at Jiang Yuanchu who was also resting.

Then the other person gave him a sweet smile, which was very standard.

Ah! They’re back! They’re all back!

As soon as Zhang Xiaorong came, all of Jiang Yuanchu’s “problems” disappeared.

Call him a miracle doctor!

It can even cure love brain!

Of course, her symptoms were only very mild. If An Luning, that love-sick little girl, were really to be asked to come over, Zhang Xiaorong wouldn't be able to cure her no matter how "skilled Hua Tuo was". It might even affect the relationship between the sisters.

In fact, Zhang Xiaorong didn't do anything. She was just getting along with Bai Youlou normally.

But this kind of "normal" seems extremely abnormal in the eyes of others!
Jiang Yuanchu's assistant Zhou Zhou felt uncomfortable watching this and secretly complained to Jiang Yuanchu: "Sister Xiao Yuan, there is something wrong between Brother Xiao Bai and Teacher Zhang. It smells like a sour love relationship!"

Jiang Yuanchu glanced at his assistant. They were in love but polite. They didn't kiss or touch each other. How can you tell they are in love?

"is it?"

"Yes!" Zhou Zhou said confidently.

She said that her sister Xiao Yuan had never been in a relationship and had no experience in this area.

Unlike her, she could tell something was wrong with those two at first glance.

Hey! You bold monster!

Jiang Yuanchu tilted his neck and took a peek, "It seems a bit good!"

"Yeah, that's what I said? What did you say, sister?"

Jiang Yuanchu calmly drank a sip of tea and said, "I said, it's fine. What's the matter?"

"Oh, it's okay."

Zhou Zhou didn’t understand, but Zhou Zhou was not only a good sister, but also a qualified assistant. She didn’t follow Jiang Yuanchu just because of her relationship with him.

So she didn't make any fuss and pretended not to see it.

I was particularly confused in my heart, what was the relationship between my sister and Bai Youlou?

Aren't you jealous at all?
Jiang Yuanchu: I have to thank Teacher Zhang too. The medicine worked!

So that night, Jiang Yuanchu's imagination ran wild, and she finally stopped staring at her boss Liu Manli and started to cosplay Zhang Xiaorong!
She was wearing a long dress, with long hair draped over her shoulders, dark eyebrows and eyes, and even looking in the mirror, she replicated Zhang Xiaorong's gentle look.

Using facial expression control in such strange places can be regarded as making the best use of it.

Then he found that he seemed to have grasped Bai Youlou's "lifeline"!
"Are you so excited?"

Bai Youlou touched his neck and said cunningly, "Is there?"

Jiang Yuanchu closed his eyes and felt it again, then nodded affirmatively, "Yes"

It’s a good thing if it works!
Isn't this the feeling that Cosplay is all about?

But Bai Youlou's reaction was really too big, which made Jiang Yuanchu feel strange.

The main reason is the limitations of age and experience.

If it were Liu Manli, she would probably be able to guess immediately that Bai Youlou had definitely failed.

A man~
The ancients have summed it up very well: a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a secret lover, and a secret lover is not as good as not being able to steal at all.

In modern times, this quality can even be demonstrated in childhood.

Some little boys, even though they already have a full set of Transformers toys at home, may still try to snatch other children's plastic Ultraman toys that cost a few dollars.

Ask him why?
The answer is actually very simple: because I have never played it.

How simple and straightforward.

After becoming an adult, the question becomes: My wife is so beautiful, why do I have to have ambiguous relationships with girls who are not as good as her?
Adult male: Because I have never played it before.
Anyway, Bai Youlou felt that this must be the reason, and it was not mixed with other messy things.
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Zhang Xiaorong didn’t come here just to help Jiang Yuanchu “cure his illness”.

The main person in charge of the treatment is still Bai Youlou, and she is going to help Jiang Yuanchu choreograph.

The two girls have a lot in common when it comes to dancing, and their good relationship was established because of this topic.

However, the types of dance they are good at are completely different.

Zhang Xiaorong is good at classical dance and folk dance, while Jiang Yuanchu is a trainee and dances modern dance such as Kpop.

The only dance style they both dabbled in was probably ballet.

I just dabbled in it and haven't studied it in depth.

Being good at different types of dancing is a good thing for building friendships.

If they really danced the same dance, these two people might not be so "harmonious" and there might be a difference in who is better.
On the contrary, they are both good at different types of dance, and when they communicate with each other, they can learn from each other and absorb experience.

Bai Youlou had seen how cruel Jiang Yuanchu could be when he met his own kind.

If I can't suppress you today, I'll have to practice hard when I get back. I must suppress you!
Not to mention the dancing girls, she even didn't let go of the men.

That’s right, Bai Youlou had been suppressed before.

When he was an idol, he was often "bullied" by Jiang Yuanchu in this regard. Whenever the two of them collaborated on a stage, it was like a dance battle.

Jiang Yuanchu: Today we’ll decide who’s superior and who’s inferior, and also decide life and death!

She will always be the best on stage~
"Teacher Zhang, are you really not going to appear on camera?"

Jiang Yuanchu felt a little regretful. After seeing Zhang Xiaorong's classical dance skills, she really wanted her to appear in the MV as well.

But Zhang Xiaorong smiled and refused, "I am a singer now."

Offering more money could make Bai Youlou "surrender", but it would be useless to her.

"You're such a good dancer? Are you really not going to dance anymore?"

"I can teach students, and..." Zhang Xiaorong glanced at Bai Youlou and didn't say much.

Her dance has an audience~
Even though there is only one, it is enough.

Although she will not appear in Jiang Yuanchu's MV, Zhang Xiaorong is still very serious about helping with the choreography.

However, just as she was busy, she suddenly received a very unexpected call.

"Xiao Rong, Xiao Rong, where are you? Help me!"

"what?"

The call was from big sister Li Ying. After the "Singer" program, Zhang Xiaorong's connections in the music industry had surpassed Bai Youlou.

Almost all the singers who participated in that show exchanged contact information with her.

This person is much more popular than Bai Youlou~
Even though the big sister seemed a little conflicted at first, she actually had a pretty good relationship with him afterwards.

But this phone call was still a bit strange. What could have happened to this big sister that required Zhang Xiaorong's help?

Did you lose the game of truth or dare after drinking?

"Sister Ying, what's wrong with you?"

"What's wrong with me? I got tricked. Do you remember the show I talked to you about last year, where I might compete with foreign singers?"

"Remember, has it already started?"

"The pilot film started today and they are going to do it live this time."

The big sister complained on the phone, but what she said was vague.

She is obviously not very good at language expression.

This is normal. In the entertainment industry, being able to solve a quadratic equation is considered a top student, while some people can't even recognize all the characters.

At this time, Zhang Xiaorong looked at Bai Youlou with some embarrassment, seeking help.

Because she didn't know what to do.

It seems like they are inviting her to some show, but isn't this kind of invitation a bit too frivolous?
"what happened?"

As soon as Bai Youlou opened his mouth, the big sister Li Ying on the other end of the phone seemed to have heard him. Without even having time to greet him, she said in surprise, "Bai Youlou? That's great, you can come too!"

Bai Youlou:
Why is he going too? What's going on?
The movement of the two also attracted Jiang Yuanchu's attention, "What happened?" "That sound, Xiao Jiang? Come over here too!"

wonderful!
Li Ying is recruiting soldiers, and Juanjuan is one of them, right?
And this is a bit too outrageous. What kind of program crew is this, so arrogant?

It's fine to invite Zhang Xiaorong. After all, this girl's announcement fee is not very expensive now, and the cost-effectiveness is very high.

But Bai Youlou and Jiang Yuanchu are completely different.

Jiang Yuanchu's appearance fee is notoriously high. She is definitely a first-tier player. For ordinary programs, if they invite her, they basically cannot afford to hire a second big name.

In the previous "Tomorrow's Star Show", the announcement fees of the other three mentors combined were not as much as hers.

As for Bai Youlou? He's even more outrageous.

First of all, it must be a sky-high price. Normally, it should be a little higher than Jiang Yuanchu's.

Secondly, even if you offer a sky-high price, he may not be happy to go.
The main reason is that he is difficult to invite, and most programs can’t handle his power.

This guy is famous for playing with reality.

As a result, the big sister offered to buy it all for them?
Apart from anything else, his courage is absolutely amazing.

The life of the program team is also life.
"Hello, Teacher Li." Jiang Yuanchu didn't care about anything else. Since the other person had recognized her voice, she just said hello first.

Just be polite and that's it.

The big sister said in a sad and angry tone: "I am not good, but they find foreigners to bully me, an old lady in her 50s."

With just one sentence, all three of them were silent in an instant.

What the hell is this?

Bai Youlou felt that the big sister was possessed by Empress Dowager Cixi. Would her next sentence be "I want all the foreigners to die"?

In fact, not only did they feel confused and didn't know how to respond, but the person on the other end of the phone was also confused.

Mainly the program team.

Someone immediately reminded Li Ying carefully, "Sister, it's live broadcasting."

"I forgot how to code it!" the big sister blurted out.

[Hahahaha! A fifty-year-old woman guarding the national goal, Yingzi was torn apart, and couldn't help but start calling for foreign aid. I was laughing to death. ]

[These two foreign friends are too heavy-handed. The competition hasn't even started yet. They're just showing off their skills to warm up. But the pressure is really high! The other singers are nothing. They're not on the same level at all.]

[The program crew is making trouble, they must be doing it on purpose. The foreign singers they invited are so fierce. Why don’t they find more talented singers? Except for the big sister, the performance was really amazing. I felt a little embarrassed watching it.]

[Who is the big sister calling? I only heard Bai Youlou's full name. Will he really come? ]

[If the production team really has the ability to invite Bai Youlou, they would be awesome, but it’s not realistic. He has to participate in the Golden Melody Awards and his movie will be released soon. But there’s nothing wrong with inviting Zhang Xiaorong. She’s also a live freak and her high notes are not inferior to those two foreign girls. She’s definitely a good match.]

[Xiao Jiang? Who is it? Don’t tell me it’s Jiang Yuanchu]

[Xiao Yuan Xiao Yuan! This is Xiao Yuan's voice. Will she also come to participate in this program? Looking forward to it~]

[It seems that Jiang Yuanchu's professionalism is not right for participating in this kind of program. She is suitable for those Korean girl groups, which are defeated one by one. Although her song "Invisible Wings" is very popular, she may not be able to perform much better than the other singers when she comes to the scene. This is not a competition of singing and dancing.]

[Bring Zhang Xiaorong here! If she can't beat him, she can definitely call Bai Youlou here. Do you understand the value of a wife following her husband's lead? I've always hoped that someone would "bully" Zhang Xiaorong enough to force Bai Youlou to show his strongest form. It would definitely be very interesting.]

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One phone call and it became the number one trending search.

Of course, an ordinary phone call would not have this effect. In fact, even the big sister herself did not expect that three people would appear on the other end of the phone.

Each one is more popular than the other. Each one is more expensive than the other!
Program crew: We can’t afford it, we really can’t afford it.

Zhang Xiaorong was fine. In fact, they were the ones who tricked the big sister into making the call.

It was originally in their plan to invite Zhang Xiaorong as a replacement singer.

After all, with Bai Youlou's support, this girl has already shown signs of becoming the best of the new generation.

The recognized future queen!

It will definitely be a good deal to hire her.

Of course, it wouldn't be so exaggerated as just making a phone call to invite someone over. It must be a formal invitation to sign a contract.

This phone call was more about creating some show effects. The big sister herself was aware of this and was just cooperating with the program team for fun.

But as she acted, she couldn't hold it back and began to reveal her true feelings.

Because the pressure is really great!
Those two foreign singers had no respect for the elderly and love for the young at all. They started singing loudly as soon as they came on, making her sweat.

To cheat and to attack, without any moral principles!
The big sister hasn't felt this kind of tension for a long time.

In particular, the "teammates" are all better than each other.

On a stage like this where you're competing head-on, you're singing folk songs? You're just whining like a woman.

There are also some rituals that are so weird that people who don't know would think they are trying to cast a curse on foreigners.

I originally thought it was five against two, and the advantage was in my hands.

As a result, when I looked around, wow! The four people were dragging their feet, and the big sister took on all the responsibility alone.

It will be really bad if the program team doesn't find some talented singers to support the show. Otherwise, unless the foreign singers give in, the domestic music scene will be embarrassed and won't be able to continue the show next time.

"Oh~ So that's what's going on!"

Although the call was hung up long ago, the matter became a hot topic and Bai Youlou and the others finally figured out what was going on.

After all, a large number of fans have started discussing this matter under the Weibo posts of the three of them.

Okay, I’ve been hyped.

Zhang Xiaorong might be a little weak, but with Bai Youlou and Jiang Yuanchu involved, it’s hard not to be on the hot search list.

Fortunately, they are not doing anything bad. Jiang Yuanchu even updated his Weibo: Recording a song~
This can also be regarded as an explanation for the phone call just now.

Although the probability of being rumored to be a threesome is low, it does exist.

As for this show.
Bai Youlou and Jiang Yuanchu would definitely not go, at least they would not accept such an invitation.

Jiang Yuanchu's schedule is very full, so it is impossible for him to find time to participate in such a program.

If you want to invite her, you have to invite her at least last year. There is no way she can go to such a last-minute invitation.

As for Bai Youlou?
It’s not the movie promotion period yet, so maybe he’ll go and hang out when the time comes.

It's just a possibility, because the publicity arrangements are made by Huaxing and Manli Entertainment, and Bai Youlou will just be a tool by then and just need to follow Liu Manli.

"Variety show live broadcast is quite interesting. Those who are not so good will easily be exposed on this show!"

Bai Youlou was somewhat interested in this kind of entertainment program. He was not interested in participating in it, but wanted to watch it.

"The live broadcast lasts four hours, which is quite tight." Zhang Xiaorong thought for a moment and looked at Bai Youlou, "Should I participate?"

"do you want to go?"

"I think it's quite interesting, and there are foreign singers."

"Then just go. Ask your agent to talk to the show and let them fill in the spot after someone is eliminated."

Zhang Xiaorong nodded, "What about you?"

"I don't know. The promotion of 'Daydreamer' should have started since the Golden Melody Awards. We'll see how it goes. By the way, there are foreign singers. Do you want to sing English songs?"

English song?
Jiang Yuanchu's ears suddenly pricked up, thinking to himself, Bai Youlou wouldn't really want to go to the Grammys, right?
"I'm fine with anything. I'll listen to you." Zhang Xiaorong didn't seem to care much.

“You haven’t released a new song in a while.”

Having said that, it seems that Zhang Xiaorong’s new songs are first sung on the show, and then recorded after accumulating popularity.

At this stage, this method is indeed quite good.

After all, she is not Jiang Yuanchu, who has such a huge amount of traffic and can still become popular by just releasing songs.
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Jiang Yuanchu broke his promise!
She had previously told Liu Manli that she did not want to perform at the Golden Melody Awards, but in the end she ended up going anyway.

As a result, Liu Manli didn't go.
The main reason was that she couldn't bring herself to do it. It seemed that Jiang Yuanchu had "seen through" her and Bai Youlou's affair. It would feel weird if she went over to him again.

Mr. Liu also needs to save face!
It would be fine if she and Bai Youlou officially announced their relationship, but their current relationship is at most just friends with benefits.
I’m not going, I’m not going!

Bai Youlou cannot be allowed to have such a good time. He originally had Zhang Xiaorong accompanying him, and now Jiang Yuanchu is added. He is already having a great time with two beauties accompanying him. If Liu Manli joins in the fun, it will not look right for him to have three people "serving" him alone.

It’s a good thing she didn’t come!
As soon as the plane landed, Bai Youlou felt the enthusiasm of the Taiwanese girls.

At first, he thought that his influence in Taiwan was average, after all, he had not attended the previous Golden Horse Awards.

I heard that there are many people scolding him on some local forums in Taiwan.

In addition, at that time, Lao Zhou and Long Ziqiang teamed up to make a fuss and made some sarcastic remarks about last year's Golden Horse Award winner, who is a local. Under normal circumstances, even if Bai Youlou is not hated by everyone here, the attitude of the people on the island towards him should not be very good.

This is what he thought.

But in fact, "Before Sunrise" is currently being screened in Taiwan.

Huaxing’s channels in Asia are so strong that ordinary companies really cannot get their movies released in Taiwan.

Taiwan only approves 10 mainland films to be released on the island each year, and uses a "lottery" method to decide which 10 films to introduce each year.

Yes, you read that right, it is a “lottery”, and it is a non-public lottery.

It feels just like the Yanjing license plate lottery, it all depends on luck.

But Huaxing did it, and it was considered a display of strength to Bai Youlou.

It’s really awesome.

Although the box office is just so-so, compared with the mainland box office.

But if you look at the proportions, "Before Sunrise" is actually a big-selling movie in Taiwan!

That’s right, the current box office is probably only over 10 million RMB, but it is still the box office champion of Taiwanese Chinese films this year, although it is only a third of the way through this year.
In short, Bai Youlou has never won the box office championship. After all, the first two movies were relatively niche.

I didn't expect that "Before Sunrise" would be so popular here.

Yes, they do prefer this kind of fresh and artistic ones.
Professionally matched.

and so!
A group of little girls were shouting Bai Youlou's name in a coquettish voice, asking him to pick them up at the airport. It seemed reasonable.

Can you believe that a man with such a gangster character is actually an artistic male god in the minds of Taiwanese movie fans?
This is outrageous! It's really fucking ridiculous.

If those mainland fans knew about this, they would probably die of laughter~
These are just his fans. Jiang Yuanchu also has quite a lot of fans in Taiwan.

She is a phenomenal idol. When she debuted in Korea, she was already very popular in Taiwan. Later, she even outperformed a number of Korean girl group members. She is currently at the top level in all of Asia.

A phrase that Jiang Yuanchu’s fans like to say is: Only when you go abroad will you realize how popular our Xiao Yuan is!

Although she hasn't gone abroad yet, Bai Youlou has indeed felt that she is really popular!
She has fans in every corner
So it was such a short distance, and they walked for almost half an hour without breaking out of the encirclement.

It wasn't the fans who were blocking the way, but the media. The fans outside were extremely anxious.

The reporters in Taiwan are much wilder than those in the mainland, and they are "not afraid" of Bai Youlou. Instead, they really hope that he can do something ruthless.

If you really have nothing to do, and you don't want to bite the lighter, you can also call a reporter~
Bai Youlou has caused so much trouble, but he has never fought with anyone.

Taiwanese reporters obviously wanted to take advantage of his "first time" and did not hesitate to ask some outrageous questions for this purpose.

For example, "Excuse me, Bai Youlou, are you dating Zhang Xiaorong and Jiang Yuanchu at the same time?"

Wonderful!

Which serious mainland journalist can ask such a question?

What a simultaneous moment!
Bai Youlou, who originally didn't want to pay much attention to these guys, couldn't help but want to see who this awesome hero was when he heard such strange questions.

Then I took a look and saw, oh my, Hong Kong media.

As expected, they are the wildest and the most powerful!
(End of this chapter)