Chapter 275 I'll kill you in three days
Zhang Xiaorong tried to find out for a long time what Bai Youlou had lost but still couldn't get the answer.
There's no way, her ability to trick people into giving her questions is just average.
Even if he used his "secret weapon", making jokes and suddenly asking questions, Bai Youlou just looked at him as if he was an idiot.
I feel quite embarrassed about what happened to Zhang Xiaorong.
I thought that the tricks I learned from An Luning were indeed useless.
Who would be fooled by this?
But luckily she is not An Luning, so her obsessive-compulsive disorder in this area is not very serious. If she can't answer, then just don't ask.
After confirming that Bai Youlou was just feeling a little helpless, Zhang Xiaorong continued to busy herself with "her own" affairs.
Sometimes Bai Youlou couldn’t understand why some people liked to tidy up the house so much.
It seems that for Zhang Xiaorong, the most relaxing thing is to do housework.
Eating something without bitterness is a disease.
Bai Youlou almost never treats himself badly in life, and Zhang Xiaorong is naturally not that kind of person.
Her favorite housework is mainly storage, tidying up, and making clothes smell nice.
I almost never wash dishes.
I can only say that he has all kinds of hobbies, but at least they are much better than Bai Youlou's hobby of flirting with girls.
Look, he flirted with that older sister and got something wrong, so he started stealing her genes.
Bai Youlou couldn't help but look up some information online, mainly to check the probability of pregnancy. This thing doesn't mean you will definitely get pregnant.
But he felt that Liu Manli must have calculated the date.
According to the information on the Internet, combined with the time he knew about Liu Manli's relatives, when they compared them, it was indeed the ovulation period!
However, it seems to be only about 30%.
The specific probability also depends on the physical constitution of both parties and some other circumstances.
At this time, Bai Youlou felt a little disgusted with himself for being too healthy.
A month ago, Bai Youlou went for a physical examination.
This thing is considered a company benefit and everyone in the company has it. His boss also checked it out.
Naturally, no problems were found and the doctors said he was in great health!
Of course, Bai Youlou also took the initiative to ask about the aspects that men were most concerned about.
The doctor gave him a thumbs up and said, "You are quite active!"
In the past, people always said that women with big butts are good at giving birth. People like Bai Youlou actually fall into the category of "good at giving birth".
If he starts to ignore it one day, there might be illegitimate children everywhere.
After receiving the report, Bai Youlou even boasted to Liu Manli.
I really want to slap myself in the face!
Why show off this stuff when you have nothing to do?
Now that I realize it, is this a good thing?
Why do you need to be so active?!
For him, when he is in good health, it is best for the seeds to be inactive!
This would make it easier for him to pull out the Italian cannon for a walk.
I think it was after Liu Manli knew this that she came up with such an "evil plan".
Then Bai Youlou called Liu Manli again, not to cause trouble, but mainly to ask if it was as he guessed.
Of course it's impossible to get in touch.
He suspected that he might have been blocked by Liu Manli.
Oh, woman!
But he did have another trick. Even if he couldn't find Liu Manli, Jiang Yuanchu could still be contacted.
The relationship between these two is really good. After playing poker together, they achieved another wave of "sublimation". Others don't know where Liu Manli is hiding, but Jiang Yuanchu definitely knows.
This time the call was picked up immediately.
"I knew you were looking for me." Jiang Yuanchu on the other end of the phone seemed quite happy, as if he had expected this call.
Bai Youlou was stunned. "What do you mean? You missed me?"
Jiang Yuanchu, who was preparing to shoot a magazine cover in the studio at this time, smiled, crossed his legs, and gave his agent a look.
The agent, who already knew about the "affair" between Jiang Yuanchu and Bai Youlou, understood it instantly, and pulled his assistant cousin to start clearing the room, and "drove out" all the staff in the dressing room.
After finding an environment where they could talk, Jiang Yuanchu didn't pretend to be nice to Bai Youlou at all. "I miss you a little, but I guess my mind is full of our dear President Liu~"
"Ah this."
Bai Youlou was not a fool. He understood what the other party meant in an instant and asked, "How much do you know?"
"How much do you know? I know everything you said."
Bai Youlou:
Damn it, he felt that Jiang Yuanchu was really happy!
What's so happy about this?
So he asked cautiously, "Lady, you're not going to kill your boss Liu, are you?"
Jiang Yuanchu was a little speechless about Bai Youlou's bizarre imagination.
What the hell, there is definitely something wrong with this thing!
I always think of things like heads being chopped off or being killed by sharks.
It's hard not to think that Bai Youlou might have some violent and bloody genes in his bones. Will his children be super masculine?
Jiang Yuanchu's mind was also opened up at this moment. He had just learned a lot about this subject recently, and it just happened to be put to use.
A powerful father, a strong mother, a beautiful wife, and a super handsome him
Jiang Yuanchu, who has maintained a perfect idol image for a long time, is also good at imagining.
The jingle has been made up.
"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll kill you within three days!" Jiang Yuanchu warned fiercely.
Bai Youlou suddenly felt wronged, "Then what happened?"
Jiang Yuanchu didn't keep it a secret any longer. He slid his fingertips lightly on her thigh and said nonchalantly, "Because it was my idea!"
good good!
Is this the way to play?
Hearing this, Bai Youlou felt that Jiang Yuanchu's illness was getting more and more serious.
This medicine only treats the symptoms and not the root cause.
This little girl is definitely out of her mind.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to come up with this idea.
After being silent for several seconds, Bai Youlou couldn't help but ask, "What do you want?"
Jiang Yuanchu said confidently: "I can't give birth to a child myself."
Ok?
Something seems to be wrong.
Even with Bai Youlou's intelligence and cunning, his brain has now become entangled in a quantum state.
There was no match between the other person's train of thought and it seemed as if an argument was about to break out in the next second.
"What do you mean by that?"
"I have already made an agreement with Boss Liu that she will give birth to two children and I will give her one."
puff!
"real or fake?!"
"Of course it's fake."
Bai Youlou breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately it was fake. This girl was quite good at making people laugh.
As a result, Jiang Yuanchu said in a slightly unhappy tone: "That's what she said at the beginning, but she denied it after she ran back and said that she thought I was joking."
"if not?!"
"I'm serious! If she's really shameless enough to have two children, what's wrong with giving me one?"
Justified! So damn justified!
Normally, Bai Youlou would definitely criticize Jiang Yuanchu's weird train of thought to some extent.
But when he thought about his unusual relationship with Jiang Yuanchu and Liu Manli, he was a little speechless.
Very strange~
But no matter what, Bai Youlou also knew the hidden clues.
He was not tricked by a woman, and the other party even had a staff officer to help him. I am afraid that even if it fails this time, Jiang Yuanchu will find an opportunity to pull Liu Manli to cooperate with him, and Bai Youlou will still be stolen.
The obligation to sow seeds cannot be evaded.
There was no way. If these two really "invited" him together, even if he knew what they wanted to do, Bai Youlou felt that he would probably still "come on the date".
No man can help himself.
"Why don't you speak?"
After not hearing Bai Youlou speak for about ten seconds, Jiang Yuanchu began to feel impatient.
Bai Youlou was a little helpless, "Don't make a fuss, I'm thinking of a name for my child."
"What does this have to do with you? The child doesn't have your last name."
".Is that so."
I touched my chin and felt that this matter was getting worse and worse.
The good news is that people really don’t want Bai Youlou to be responsible. The bad news is that his children will have to call him uncle in the future?
It’s actually okay to be more extreme and call him brother.
Seniority is always changing. Sometimes, when emotions and hormones run high between men and women, they call each other by any name.
Brother, tyrant, mother, sister in certain situations.
Ahem! Well, we can’t make jokes about ethics.
After talking with Jiang Yuanchu, Bai Youlou was completely clear about the matter and knew that he didn't need to worry about anything.
Apart from the method, it is essentially similar to sperm donation.
To round it off, it's equivalent to the thing on the telephone pole where a rich woman pays a huge sum of money to have a child, and he really saw it.
What a rich woman, really wanting a child, what a huge sum of money.
Bai Youlou has received a lot of money from Liu Manli, and all of it was premium film remuneration given to him by this woman.
The most important thing in life is to be happy.
When it comes to creating a human being, the most important thing is to be at peace.
Don't worry so much about the results, just enjoy the process.
Bai Youlou enjoyed it very much, and at the same time, he also felt that he had the ability and mentality to bear the uncertainties and consequences of the future.
He was so happy that he couldn't help but send another message to Jiang Yuanchu:
"If you want to have a baby yourself, you can actually come to me."
"Get out of here!"
The reply was swift and the words were fierce.
However, female celebrities are also a representative profession of late marriage and late childbearing.
Just making up a story, on average, people have to be as old as Liu Manli to think about getting married and having children, or just having children.
And people like Jiang Yuanchu who are "sick" are naturally more resistant.
Look, the other party didn't seem to want to say it completely, and added:
"Let's talk about it in ten years."
Bai Youlou: Oh no, another ten-year agreement?
It was more than seven years before he promised An Luning to make a sequel to "Before Sunrise".
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shuh~
Time flies by.
"Lost in Thailand" has begun to gather actors.
So Bai Youlou really doesn’t like making New Year films. While others are having a holiday, they still have to run promotions.
I have to run around for that little box office, so I can't celebrate the New Year with my little sister~
However, one of the best time periods for comedy films is the Lunar New Year period.
There's nothing we can do.
Of course, Bai Youlou still wanted to be lazy as usual, and Xiao Wu couldn't order him around.
But I don’t know what this kid is thinking. He has become more and more shameless recently, and he seems to be determined not to give up until he achieves his goal.
Whenever he had time, he would block Bai Youlou and serve him like a lackey.
Bai Youlou is a bit helpless because of him. What's wrong with the new movie? I'm about to have a child! Do you know how serious this is?
Well, it's not serious.
But he is good at using all conditions to find excuses for his laziness.
Apparently Xiao Wu was successful in the end. Not only was he recruited by Bai Youlou to serve as a soldier, but he was even given a roadshow schedule after the movie was released.
Too brave.
Fortunately, the schedule is not tight and it only takes a week in total.
There is also an advantage of the actors gathering together for publicity, which is that Bai Youlou can pull Nanazi aside to have a private chat.
This girl and her "apprentice" Lu Xiaoxiao can basically be regarded as Bai Youlou's "spies" planted in Manli Entertainment. They really dare to reveal any news.
So, Bai Youlou naturally asked Nanazi about Liu Manli's whereabouts.
Nanako didn't think much about it and blurted out everything she knew:
"Boss Liu? I heard that she rarely comes to the company recently. She seems to leave very quickly every time. It seems that she is busy with the post-production of the movie."
Compared to Jiang Yuanchu's "total control", Nanazi's silly and cuteness is just like An Luning.
No wonder she has never been able to defeat Jiang Yuanchu over the years.
Looking at Nana Zi's confident words, Bai Youlou felt that it was pointless to ask her for information, so he simply asked for more information: "Have you seen her?"
"Two or three times."
"Do you feel that there is something wrong with her?"
"Something's wrong?" Nana was really confused. After thinking for a long time, she said, "She seems to be in a good mood. She smiles every time and becomes more gentle. She feels a bit like Miss Rong."
This answer is very interesting, and it also completely proves that there is definitely another person in Liu Manli's belly.
Bai Youlou didn't want to do anything, he just paid attention to this matter subconsciously.
Just as I was thinking about it, a familiar figure came up to me and greeted me warmly, "Director Bai, long time no see."
Ok?
Oh~Zhao Su.
"Long time no see, Sister Su has become more beautiful again."
"Oh, Nana is still here. You're making fun of me by saying that~"
These words made Nanako, whose whisper was interrupted, smile.
This woman Zhao Su is really good at dealing with the ways of the world.
Bai Youlou felt that he had to remind Nanazi to stay away from her and not to participate in her messy games.
Of course, it doesn't matter if he's with me.
Looking at the woman in front of him who was flirting with him, Bai Youlou suddenly remembered that in addition to the "Ten-Year Agreement", he also had a "Ten-Person Agreement".
The bold words of beating ten people seemed to vaguely echo in my ears.
I feel a little ashamed.
It’s not that I feel guilty about the possibility of having a child, it’s just that I feel very regretful.
Damn it! I wish I had remembered it sooner.
If I had defeated ten of them before the release of "Dying to Survive", I might have been able to achieve this achievement.
Now, let alone whether the people Zhao Su found will become more famous, it is impossible to fight ten of them.
Even if the other person is still willing, Bai Youlou still feels a little scared.
Damn, he was called to scold a Sakura sister after he “beat up” her in Neon before. He couldn’t imagine how big a trouble it would be if the news of him “beating up ten people” got out accidentally.
but
One of his greatest strengths is that he never gives up easily.
This matter needs to be planned carefully!
How about going up the mountain?
(End of this chapter)