Chapter 287 I Hate Myself for Understanding You in Seconds

Chapter 287 I Hate Myself for Understanding You in Seconds
As we all know, places like toilets have always been suitable for double rows.

No matter if it's same sex or opposite sex~
Same-sex double row is relatively simple, it just makes full use of the function that a toilet should have.

But humans are creatures whose imagination and XP cannot even match AI, so toilets have long been developed to have various functions.

Including but not limited to live broadcast, two-player challenge, and even queue.
There is a reason why many strange stories happen in places like toilets.

Of course, the hygiene conditions in some toilets are average, and doing tricks in such places is quite a test of one's patience.

Unless the experience and excitement brought by the thing to do outweighs the taste.

The toilet hygiene conditions at the event site today are naturally quite good.

Not to mention the unpleasant smell, there is even a fragrance in the air~
Coupled with the maximum sense of privacy, all kinds of stories can naturally happen in a small space.

Bai Youlou is certainly not the kind of player who likes to do fancy moves in such places. He wants to find a same-sex duo to play with, but none of his friends feel like going for a walk for the time being, so he has to go alone.

But he doesn't have bad ideas, but others do.
Just as he reached the toilet door and before he had time to go in, Bai Youlou saw a small hand scratching at him.

The little hands are very white and tender, and look very familiar.

However, the only finger that was not painted with nail polish was the middle finger, and the fingernails were not trimmed, which looked a bit strange.

Ah!
Suddenly I understand~
I kind of hate myself for understanding it so quickly.

But then again, Xiao Liu, the host, gave Bai Youlou the feeling that she was quite hot. Didn't she find a boyfriend? She still made things difficult for her fingers~
"What are you doing?"

"Come here~" Host Xiao Liu poked his head around like a thief, and after confirming that there was no one else outside, he tried harder to "summon" Bai Youlou.

"You want me to go into the ladies' room? That's not good~"

Among all the girls Bai Youlou knows, the bravest one is probably host Xiao Liu.

In this regard, even someone as crazy as Jiang Yuanchu can't compare to her.

Bai Youlou was led by her when he first played in the wild after his debut.
Fortunately, the microphone in that room was not working, otherwise the whole process would have been broadcasted to everyone.

"Not many people came, and there are many compartments inside." The host Xiao Liu was obviously a little excited and kept trying to persuade the person.

But Bai Youlou said he couldn't be fooled by this~
What if you get caught going into the women's restroom or something?

However, Xiao Liu, the host, was obviously well prepared. Seeing that Bai Youlou was unmoved, he raised his smiling eyebrows slightly and revealed a strange expression, "Director Bai, you don't want to..."

Wow, starting with zero frames!

"What are you thinking about? Why are you talking halfway?"

"I just think this is fun, just teasing you~" Host Xiao Liu winked at him, "I want to talk to you about my aunt, you really don't want to come?"

"coming!"

You should have said it earlier~
Bai Youlou was very sad about Liu Manli. This woman really disappeared and there was no news about her at all.

Even Jiang Yuanchu hasn't contacted her recently, so Bai Youlou naturally has no idea whether he succeeded or not.

Given Xiao Liu's identity as a host, it seems reasonable for her to know something.

Soon, after pushing Bai Youlou into the innermost compartment, host Xiao Liu excitedly closed the door.

The door of this toilet cubicle has no crack at all, which can effectively prevent those who take secret photos in the toilet.

If someone died inside, it would definitely be a closed-room murder.

Even if Conan comes, it might not be of any use.

Such an environment can obviously give people a sense of security. At least once the door was closed, host Xiao Liu became visibly "wild".

While standing on tiptoe to kiss Bai Youlou's neck, she reached out to unbuckle his belt, so impatient.

Bold monster!

Bai Youlou held the girl's hand and said, "Let's talk about Liu Manli first."

Host Xiao Liu rolled her eyes at him, then chuckled and put her finger on Bai Youlou's lips, "If you make me feel good, I'll tell you~"

When the picture is exhausted, approve it!
"I now suspect that you are trying to get something for nothing, little girl~" Bai Youlou said with a look of suspicion.

"Then can our dear Director Bai make a bet~"

"I haven't seen you for a while, but you've become even more eloquent."

"How could I have wronged you? If I were more eloquent, you would have suffered a lot earlier~"

Just tell me, where are you touching?

and many more? !
Bai Youlou understood it in seconds. He is so eloquent and suffers so much.

Where do your teeth come from?
To be honest, Bai Youlou has always been quite free and easy with his female friends.

The only exception is host Xiao Liu.

It was because of her that when Bai Youlou was flirting with Liu Manli, there was always a sense of reserve in the closeness, and restraint in the enthusiasm, as if the overflowing feelings of filial piety were imprisoned in the cage of ethics.

It’s not that I haven’t considered blocking one of them directly.

For example, host Xiao Liu.

but.
Looking down, the other person's watery eyes seemed to be thickened.

Bai Youlou sighed. There was nothing he could do. This girl looked like porcelain fresh out of a kiln, so delicate and beautiful.

Today, host Xiao Liu is wearing something very "strange".

The lower body is short skirt and black silk, and even half of the thigh is exposed. The upper body is a bit like a mink~
It seems that the upper body corresponds to the current season, and the lower body expresses the fanatical heart.

That's reasonable too.

The only thing you need to pay attention to is the sound. Fortunately, there are things that can help block your mouth. Although host Xiao Liu seems a little unhappy, she chose the place and there is nothing she can do even if she is unhappy.

Once her feet have blossomed, she will naturally not care about this little bit of unhappiness.

"Teacher Bai"

When others were unsure about Bai Youlou, host Xiao Liu liked to call him that.

After that, everyone respectfully called him "Director Bai", and host Xiao Liu still liked this title the most.

Even though she had followed the crowd before, after the loss, she seemed to have returned to the summer of "The Voice of China".

Passionate, but unrestrained.

"You're not going to tell me about Liu Manli? Are you just fooling me?"

Bai Youlou pinched host Xiao Liu's face, wiped some sweat from her temples, and asked with a smile.

Hearing this, host Xiao Liu rolled his eyes at him and was too lazy to say anything.

As for her actions?

I can only say that it's not very pure. It can't be compared with Chu Keran's signature eye-rolling. Instead, it seems like she's acting coquettishly.

The host Xiao Liu was now limp in his arms. Although the two of them were sitting on the toilet in an indecent manner, no one saw it, so they didn't even bother to tidy up their clothes.
After a while, she finally spoke: "My aunt is no longer in the country."

Bai Youlou was shocked, he finally heard some useful information!

His hard work and sweat did not go in vain!
"Why go abroad?"

"I'm not sure about this, maybe someone has some clues~"

Host Xiao Liu looked at Bai Youlou deeply, as if he meant something.

At this time, the only thing I can do is play dumb. Aba Aba. Clue? Damn, how would I know!

By the way, how much does this girl know?

Seeing that Bai Youlou didn't respond, Xiao Liu's eyes became more suspicious, "Teacher Bai, this can't really be related to you, right? You..."

"Shut up, what does this have to do with me? Stop spitting blood~"

"Still slandering me, I didn't have any relatives here! I didn't mean it literally~"

Seeing host Xiao Liu sticking out his tongue embarrassedly, Bai Youlou expressed his admiration.

Sure enough, the older girls get, the more they talk dirty while driving.

It's really a set of things.

"It's over. It seems that it really has something to do with you, Mr. Bai."

I don’t know why, but host Xiao Liu suddenly made a judgment and his expression became lonely.

"Why does it have anything to do with me?"

"She must have gone abroad to freeze her eggs! I heard there's an industry chain. Did she steal anything from you?"

Ah this!

It scared me so much!
Only then did Bai Youlou realize that he and host Xiao Liu were not on the same channel at all.

Obviously, Xiao Liu suspected that Liu Manli wanted to do something fancy, like find a surrogate mother or something.
This thing does have an industrial chain, and Bai Youlou is not sure whether it belongs to the gray area.

It is definitely illegal in the country, but it is not clear after going abroad.

But he knew that Liu Manli would definitely not do that.

The most likely reason for her to go abroad is to have a baby.

That's probably the case.

In short, host Xiao Liu obviously could not provide more information. She also had only a vague idea and only knew a little about Liu Manli's itinerary.

But it also indirectly proves Bai Youlou's idea that he wants to be a father.

It really made his mood complicated again.

"Actually, this is a good thing~" host Xiao Liu suddenly said.

"Ok?"

She smiled at Bai Youlou and said, "Although I am a little worried about her, if she really does this, it means that you two will not get married, which is a good thing for me."

Uh. Can this be considered a lucky accord?

Host Xiao Liu basically guessed incorrectly, but the final inference was not wrong.

Seeing that Bai Youlou did not refute, she seemed even happier and her hands moved more frequently.

After she calmed down a lot, she held her chin and looked at Bai Youlou in a daze, "Let's keep doing this secretly, okay, Mr. Bai~"

This sounds like an eighteen-year-old.
However, it also fits the personality of host Xiao Liu. She is a relatively pure and playful girl.

I didn't think too much about it, I just enjoyed the present moment.

As for why the relationship between her and Bai Youlou seems a bit infatuated, I can only say that what Eileen Chang said is correct.

Bai Youlou has walked deep and far on this road that leads to women's inner world.
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"What about people?"

Bai Youlou was chatting about life with host Xiao Liu in the women's restroom. Chu Keran, who was waiting for him outside, felt that if she continued to touch up her makeup like this, it would be ruined.

Damn, I had to wipe off the lipstick several times and then reapply it.

It is normal to touch up your makeup in front of the mirror outside the toilet, but it is not normal to squat outside all the time, which seems too deliberate.

So she played that role for a while.

I have to say, her acting skills are really good. She is not only good at rolling her eyes, but she also has solid skills.

Playing a makeup application, no big deal~
But it was too long. Chu Keran, who had been staring at the men's restroom with his side eyes, felt his eyes getting sore.

"Hey~ Sister Ke Ran."

"Xiao Liu~"

Chu Keran nodded to the host Xiao Liu as a greeting.

She didn't roll her eyes or ignore host Xiao Liu. After all, he had a top aunt and a father who was the deputy director of the station. Many of his relatives were in the entertainment circle, so there was no need to offend them.

But she felt a little strange in her heart. When did the other person go into the bathroom?
She had been waiting there for at least half an hour and didn't even notice that host Xiao Liu went into the bathroom.

Chu Keran just thought that he didn't pay attention to the women's restroom, so he ignored it and didn't think too much about it.

However, host Xiao Liu was truly speechless when he saw her.

She immediately guessed what this woman was doing here.

Done!

There's someone outside blocking the door.

While quickly sending a message to Bai Youlou on his cell phone to inform him of the situation, he was also thinking about how to get Chu Keran away.

Otherwise, our Director Bai really wouldn’t be able to get out of the ladies’ room today.

So, host Xiao Liu also became a "nail", standing there motionless.

Just have an awkward chat with Chu Keran.

Chu Keran: ??? What’s wrong?

If someone else did the same, she would probably have started cursing directly, but host Xiao Liu did have a strong background. In today's show, she was second only to An Luning. The most Chu Keran could do was not to smile along, but it was impossible for her to have a vicious attitude.

The two of them were just holding each other like this.

Chu Keran: I must make the man named Bai come out today!

Host Xiao Liu: I will wait until you leave today!
Bai Youlou trapped inside:
Damn it, he will never seek this kind of excitement again.

are you crazy!

It would be better to go to a small private room where no one is.

In today's situation, there is definitely such a place, and you can even lock the door.

As a result, he was careless and trapped in the women's restroom. If this were to get out, where would Bai's face be?
He would rather bear the infamy of seducing his second sister-in-law than let people think he was a pervert who broke into the women's restroom.

The former shows that he is a thief, and the latter shows that he is really a pervert.

But the two outside are definitely not ordinary people.

Hard pestle!

Bai Youlou was also convinced that Chu Keran was indeed a first-line female artist.

Even with so many bad habits, such as being a big shot and disrespectful to others, she is still able to make it to the top, which actually shows how strong she is in other aspects.

At least in terms of concentration, he is absolutely strong!

There is a determination to never give up until the goal is achieved.

Bai Youlou had no idea what to do about it, and could only pray for help from the sky.
An Luning: Here they come~ Your little angel will be here soon!
(End of this chapter)