Chapter 7: The mop is like Lu Bu in the world
If the spring breeze feels pity for the flowers, can it allow me to be young again?
But doing it again, it seems that the feeling of being a teenager is no longer there.
Just like when he sees Bai Yueguang again, he will no longer lower his head and blush because of embarrassment.
"It's a nice autumn with cool weather~"
Ok?
Reciting poetry?
Old Zhou scratched his ears and wondered what this little lunatic was up to.
However, when he glanced at An Luning's back, a strange smile appeared on his face.
He is Bai Youlou's agent, how could he not know that this guy had confessed his love to her.
The role of an agent is to have all the information about the artist, otherwise there will be no preparation if something goes wrong.
"White Moonlight? Goddess?"
As soon as this guy opened his mouth, Bai Youlou had already guessed what he was going to say.
You can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth. This is one of the similarities between him and Lao Zhou.
To be honest, there is a reason why the two of them became such close partners so quickly.
"What a bullshit white moonlight, it's just the limit you encounter when you first fall in love."
Just as Zhu Yuanzhang would never believe that the bowl of pearl jade white jade soup was just a bowl of rotten cabbage soup.
It was nothing more than lust at first sight, coupled with a little bit of inferiority complex, which gave the girl a layer of divine glow. Under the precipitation of unrequited love, she became the white moonlight, and he became a slave to the light.
"Haha." Old Zhou sneered. The bastard was still being stubborn.
Upper limit? Is your upper limit a bit too high? It's directly hitting the ceiling?!
He is now inexplicably keen on digging out these youthful moments of Bai Youlou.
Always remind yourself that this guy is not completely crazy.
Otherwise you will always feel disillusioned.
Just now, when he was in Director He’s office, Bai Youlou’s performance surprised him again. Who the hell is the experienced one?
"Don't look at her anymore, she's already gone. Listen to my advice, no matter how much you stare at her, she's not yours~"
Old Zhou stretched out a chubby hand and patted his shoulder.
It seems to be comforting, but in fact it is just poking at the wound.
Damn, this guy says so many hurtful things!
"She has a crush on me!" Bai Youlou suddenly said as if he was very sure.
Lao Zhou:? ? ?
"She seems to treat you as air"
"That means she can't live without me. Can you live without air?"
good good!
Play like this, right?
Just when Bai Youlou was talking nonsense, and Lao Zhou wanted to turn into a nitpicker and have a good discussion with him about "what the fuck is called secret love".
An Luning turned around.
He had already walked about twenty meters, but after hesitating for a moment, he turned around resolutely and walked towards Bai Youlou.
Maybe it was because I was spinning too fast and I almost tripped myself.
Coincidentally, during this process I happened to hear Bai Youlou say, "She has a crush on me."
The little face turned red subconsciously, but mainly because of anger.
She didn't expect Bai Youlou to say this behind her back.
Bai Youlou: I was just talking nonsense, just go on your way, girl!
He knew something was wrong when he saw the girl's expression, and he muttered helplessly, "The story is loading."
Lao Zhou was a little confused, "What the hell?"
"Beauty is a disaster. We have entered the film academy and met such a beautiful girl. I bet you a hundred dollars that within a minute, a decent guy will jump out to make a name for himself. Do you believe it?"
"What?"
"People as handsome as me are usually the protagonists~"
“Bullshit.”
This statement was so damn fantastic that Lao Zhou found it very baffling, but as a man, he said he would definitely accept Bai Youlou's challenge.
Just bet!
He just took out a hundred yuan and put it in his palm.
Then he suddenly came to his senses and exclaimed, "Chekov's Gun?"
Bai Youlou smiled and said, "You have learned well~"
Old Zhou felt strangely surprised to be in class, and pouted, "Fuck, my grades were no better than yours when I was in school!"
An Luning was originally just blushing a little, but now her face turned red after what these two people said.
I'm not shy, I'm just angry.
She has always been the center of attention wherever she goes, but this is the first time she has been ignored like this.
It would have been fine if Lao Zhou had his back to her, but Bai Youlou could actually stand in front of her and talk big, completely ignoring her.
As for the content of the conversation between the two
Let's skip the part about praising her beauty for now, as I've heard this since I was a child. As for the other parts, before An Lu Ning had time to sneer at them, "NPC". It's really refreshed!
He was wearing a suit and tie, shiny leather shoes, his hair was neatly combed like an adult, and he was very handsome, the fair-skinned young man that was very popular at the moment, with a warm smile on his face.
As soon as this guy appeared, he immediately walked to An Luning and asked about her well-being.
"Lu Ning, long time no see. It's great to be able to work with you this time..."
Before he could finish his words, the "NPC" noticed that An Luning was looking at him in a strange way.
His already big eyes were now wide open, as if he had seen something incredible.
NPC:? ? ?
What’s going on? Could it be that... I was so happy!
In this case, even the voice subconsciously lowered, a bit like a bubble sound, "It's really great."
At this time, Lao Zhou, An Luning, and even Bai Youlou himself were a little shocked.
Chekov's gun really went off!
Bai Youlou: I'm just going to talk a little~
The "NPC" soon noticed the particularly annoying Bai Youlou. He first glanced at him, and then looked at him again with some confusion.
Ok? !
Not so sure, take another look!
It’s not that Bai Youlou’s handsomeness blinded his eyes, but the current Bai Youlou is not the same Bai Youlou as he was in his idol period.
To put it bluntly, he hasn't taken care of himself for a while. He just shaved briefly when he went out, and it wasn't a clean shave. To be honest, his appearance is not as refined as this "NPC".
His hair was a little long, and it looked like it hadn't been trimmed for some time.
Facing such an opponent, the "NPC" was naturally not at all intimidated. He looked at Bai Youlou as if he was looking at a bunch of debaters on the side of the road.
He straightened his chest and shouted righteously:
"Bai Youlou? Why are you here?! I'm warning you, don't harass Lu Ning!"
Very good and very impressive!
But the atmosphere at that time actually made this guy very uncomfortable, because he found that everyone, including An Luning, looked at him strangely.
It was like seeing the sow at the entrance of the village climb up a tree.
This forced him to quickly look for a "loser" like Bai Youlou to gain some sense of presence and divert attention.
Lao Zhou really wanted to light another cigarette and enjoy such a classic scene.
However, when he saw An Luning next to him, he reached into his pocket and touched the cigarette box, but finally took it out with empty hands.
In front of such a beautiful girl, there are some things that are still embarrassing to do.
The next second, the cigarette box in his pocket disappeared as Bai Youlou took it away skillfully.
He took out a cigarette, lit it, and put it back into his pocket.
This set of operations was smooth and flowing. After finishing it, he looked at Lao Zhou with confidence, stretched out his hand and made a "take it" gesture.
Old Zhou had no choice but to step back tactically and gave him the hundred yuan with force.
All right, just consider it as a ticket to the show.
But Lao Zhou wanted to watch the show, but Bai Youlou didn't let him go. After thinking for two seconds, he looked at him and asked, "Who is this person?"
Lao Zhou scratched his slightly greasy hair, then briefly introduced it in a low voice:
"Lu Wenyuan, an artist from Starlight Entertainment, is also an idol."
"and then?"
"What then?"
Bai Youlou looked at Lao Zhou in confusion, as if he was surprised that he didn't understand. He then clenched his fists until the joints made a crackling sound. "I mean, can I hit him?"
This action made Lu Wenyuan, who was originally a bit arrogant, quickly take two steps back. It was not that he was frightened, but just a little bit unbelievable.
What the hell?
For someone in the entertainment industry, isn't it a bit too much to show your fists right away?
Hey, hey, hey, put the fuck down!
Lu Wenyuan took another step back because he found that Bai Youlou didn't smoke the cigarette after lighting it. He was holding the thing in his hand and secretly gesturing at him.
Damn it, a cigarette in the left hand and a fist in the right hand, practicing both magic and martial arts, right?!
Compared to the fist, the lit cigarette seemed more terrifying to Lu Wenyuan. How could it be possible to be burned on the face by this thing?
Fortunately, Lao Zhou shook his head and said, "Forget it. He is backed by a company. If you hit him, will the company cause trouble for you?"
Hearing this, Bai Youlou seemed "very cowardly" and immediately loosened his fist.
But before Lu Wenyuan could show any relief, Bai Youlou asked again: "How much trouble is it?"
"Well, it's not particularly troublesome." Lao Zhou thought about it and said with a sly smile on his face.
I'm already half-banned and out of the circle now, what the hell kind of trouble am I looking for?
What trouble could be bigger than Bai Youlou’s current trouble?
Obviously, the guy opposite did not realize how dangerous Bai Youlou's "crazy" suicide truck was.
No matter who you mess with, don't mess with him.
Do you understand that a mop covered with shit is as valuable as Lu Bu in the world?
(End of this chapter)