Chapter 170 The Holy Grail has really become a urinal~
"Children write their unhappiness on their faces, while adults hide their unhappiness in their wine glasses."

“The words I want to say most are in my eyes, in my draft box, in my dreams and in my wine.”

Gentlemen.

If you feel the above words, there is a slight resonance.

Then,

I recommend--

You should go study.

Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more.

It may not change your life, but it will at least make you healthier.

The copywriting of Mr. Jiang, Mr. Xiao and Mr. Bai really misled the young people who were inexperienced in the world. Oh no, it was the children who were still inexperienced in the world.

A bad grade on an exam, a parent taking out their anger on their child because of work problems, an unrequited love that ended before it even began, a youthful and ignorant love that can be remembered for a long time.

Coupled with the copywriting that seems to make sense, I don't know how many children who spend their parents' pocket money have emptied their wallets to buy beverages containing alcohol and water that have no flavor at all except for the copywriting.

Jianchen Jiantou has never done such a stupid thing.

Really.

He inexplicably thought of his past life, and of that industrial commodity that had nothing worth mentioning except for the copywriting.

Then, he pointed the measuring cup in his hand at Mrs. Irisviel's open mouth and poured the liquid into it.

The light green liquid slowly flowed down the edge of the cup, forming a dense thread similar to wine, extending all the way to Mrs. Alice's chin.

As time passed, the ticking sound of the wall clock could be heard in the silent room.

Mrs. Alice's scarlet eyes slowly closed, and her tightly curled hands slowly relaxed after a while. Only some instinctive reactions of her body due to the stimulation had not disappeared.

Jianchen Jianchen looked at the wall clock and wrote down the current time.

It would take some time for the medicine to take effect, and during this period, he could prepare the things that would be used for the surgery.

"Liya, help me."

He waved to his wife who had been standing there in a daze since entering the basement.

Jian Tong Jianchen arranged:
"Although my strength is not soft, my accuracy is still a little lacking. Although the experience in my memory is still there, my body's reaction may not be able to keep up, so you will be in charge later."

"Is there a problem?"

"No, there isn't."

Altria was stunned at first, as if she had not expected that she would have such a job to do, but after she came to her senses, she quickly gave her answer.

As a great Heroic Spirit, as a warrior who has experienced many battles, and as a Servant who descended as a Saber, Altria's hands are steady.

This stability is not only reflected in killing enemies, but also in other aspects.

Well, in order to shoulder the responsibility of a king, Altria has been training since she was a child. Although the current surgery is far from the subject she trained in, she has the presence of Kenshin Matou.

Altria believed that she could do it and would not disappoint her future husband.

There is always a kind of people in life who put all their energy into everything they do, are honest and serious about their work, and are simply the best choice to be friends.

Altria is such a person, and he doesn’t know if it’s an illusion, but Kenshin Matou always feels that his future wife is shining.

'Is this the light of righteousness, shining on the earth?'

He thought about it in his mind, but his hands could not stop moving.

Logically speaking, these preparations should have been made before Mrs. Alice took the medicine.

But the atmosphere was like that at the time, and Kenshin Matou had no choice but to feed Mrs. Irisviel the medicine first. Besides... little Sakura was still waiting for him in the room.

Naturally, the sooner the current surgery is completed, the better.

In a blink of an eye, he combined and separated some magic materials and made them into the shape he needed.

Kenshin Matou pulled Altria and came to the frank Mrs. Irisviel and took out a carefully prepared scalpel.

——Precision and elegance are the only way to perform surgery.

"call…"

At some point, a brush appeared in Jianchen Jianchen's hand.

Since he had no ink, he used his saliva to wipe it, which made Miss Altria feel strange. It was not that the lovely Miss Altria disliked her foreign husband.

It’s not that Jianchen Matou doesn’t pay attention to oral hygiene and doesn’t have the habit of brushing his teeth.

He brushes his teeth three times a day!
The weird thing is that -

Mrs. Irisviel looks very frank now, while Kenshin Matou looks very... vulgar?
Although, a handsome man can still look charming even if he looks vulgar, just like Xizi holding her heart is still a beauty.

Can……

Miss Altria is not obsessed with looks and is not concerned about appearance.

"Sword Minister..."

The complaints finally came out of Altria's mouth.

There was a strong sense of consideration and disdain in the tone, which made even a thick-skinned man like Kenshin Matou couldn't help but blush.

"...Ahem!"

After a tactical cough, Jianchen Matou clenched his fist with one hand, put it to his mouth and said:
"The conditions are limited. Yes, the conditions are limited. Leah, please don't misunderstand me. Time is running out. Let's get started quickly. It would be bad if Mrs. Irisviel caught a cold."

Quickly mark the incision site.

Matou Kenshin commanded.

Hearing this, Miss Altria could only nod cutely and raised the hand holding the scalpel.

"Huh..." He slightly adjusted his fluctuating mood.

Jianchen Jiantong began to operate seriously.

In the basement of the Matou family's house, soft warm yellow lights fill every corner.

Although he knew that Altria was a heroic spirit whose physical quality and perception abilities were much stronger than those of ordinary people, Kenshin Matou still prepared a strong light next to the "operating table".

Highlight the professionalism of a grand magician's apprentice.

"At this location, three inches deep, don't hesitate, and it's okay if you feel a blockage."

"At this position, your movements must be gentle, and there must not be the slightest deviation from the position I marked."

"Yes, take your time, don't rush."

"Phew...thank you for your hard work, Leah."

"No." Artoria shook her head and looked at the sweaty Jianchen Matou:

"I am just following your instructions, Jian Chen. It doesn't take much effort. On the contrary, you have spent three years, no, much more than three years, to achieve this moment today."

"You have worked so hard for such an uncertain thing for such a long time. You are the one who has worked so hard and done so much, Jian Chen."

The compliments from ordinary people are really just ordinary compliments, and the person being praised should have the right emotions.

But if someone is lucky enough to be praised by someone like Miss Altria, perhaps he will have a better understanding of "A gentleman will die for his friend."

At least after hearing the praise from Altria, Swordsman Matou felt like putting on armor, riding a warhorse, and giving his heart to King Arthur.

——Is this the charm of King Arthur Altria?

Kenshin Matou thought with emotion, staring at Altria's red lips which still looked tender and juicy under the warm yellow light.

"I really want to kiss Leah." This feeling, this impulse, this voice in my heart, seemed to be received by Altria.

Her jade-like cheeks instantly turned rosy, even though she knew that Jianchen Matou was mentally very old, and even though all kinds of memories and operations had been implemented in the simulator.

But...cute Altria still looks like a little girl having her first time.

Well...she is indeed a first-time girl...

"Sword, Sword Minister, you have to wait until you are an adult before you can do this."

Look away. Miss Altria mustered up her courage to say this.

After all, compared to Kenshin Matou, who has a young child and a younger sister who is still being raised, Altria is really as pure as a white paper, but the white paper is stained with the white color of Kenshin Matou.

"Cough cough!"

The blushing Altria is better than any scenery in the world.

However, now is not a good time to enjoy the scenery.

Kenshin Matou calmed down his excited mood and looked at Mrs. Irisviel, who was not looking very good on the operating table, and hesitated.

This hesitation is not something that happened overnight.

As a disciple of the Grand Master Magician and the close friend of teacher Aozaki Touko, Kenshin Matou's talent in the simulator can only be described as terrifying.

Then, his current talent is already beyond belief.

As long as he is given time, surpassing Aozaki Touko is only a matter of time, and...

Who doesn’t have a back-up plan?

At the beginning, he made a ridiculous bet with Aozaki Touko, saying that within twenty years, Aozaki Aoko, the magician, would have to bow down to her sister Aozaki Touko.

Who knows whether it is finished or not?

What he is hesitating and considering now is——

Should Mrs. Irisviel live as an artificial person and a doll, or should she be a real human being and live as a human being?

If he were to live as an artificial human and a puppet, things would be simple and Kenshin Matou could complete the operation right now.

But if you live as a human, it will be a little troublesome.

Jianchen Matou has two options, but both of them have some problems to a greater or lesser extent.

The first one is to use the black mud in the Holy Grail to incarnate, so that Irisviel, the original container of the Holy Grail, can become a real person because of the power of the broken cup.

When it comes to things, Kenshin Matou is quite open-minded.

As long as it can be used by me, it doesn’t matter whether it is black mud or white mud, as long as it can be used.

Can……

It is still unknown whether the black mud has any hidden dangers, and... letting his future wife be filled with black mud whose nature cannot be seen clearly... Just thinking about it makes Kenshin Matou feel sick.

He passed this path.

The second way is to wait until the end of the Fifth Holy Grail War, and then Kenshin Matou can use the power he controls at that time to help Mrs. Irisviel complete the transformation from puppet to human without much effort.

Jian Tong Jianchen thinks this path is the most feasible. The only drawback is that it takes time.

"Forget it. Black mud is still too unsafe and too cruel. It's nothing that those two perverts, Kotomine Kirei and Gilgamesh, were filled with black mud."

"Can……"

Whenever he thought about Mrs. Irisviel coming into contact with the black mud, Kenshin Matou found it hard to accept.

“Well, I’m sorry to trouble you, Mrs. Irisviel. Please live in this brand new world for you as the first work of my puppet master, Kenshin Matou.”

Now that you have made the decision in your mind, the rest of the process becomes easy.

Extraction, distribution, integration, extraction...

After repeating this step countless times, Kenshin Matou finally completely added his own color to Ahad's work, Irisviel.

From this moment on, the name that will be left on the work called Irisviel is and can only be that of Kenshin Matou.

Looking at the things he had separated, a wicked smile appeared on Kenshin Matou's face.

"God damn it, how did you bully my wife? How much despair did my wife experience because of you? You don't think your father has forgotten it, do you?"

Kenshin Matou remembered the shattered look on Altria's face after she witnessed the true nature of the Holy Grail in the basement of the Tohsaka family, and he would never forget it.

Now that he has the chance, he will of course take revenge!

Although the basement of the Matou family is located underground, there has never been any strange smell.

After the old bug died, there were no bugs in the basement, so Kenshin Matou asked Kariya Matou to clean it every day.

But right now, there is actually a strange smell in the basement.

Altria, being polite, did not bring it up.

Mrs. Irisviel, who was preoccupied with her own thoughts, did not notice.

But this cannot change the fact that there is a strange smell in the basement.

This was specially prepared by Matou Kenshin at the request of Matou Kariya.

Looking at the black thing that had separated from Mrs. Alice's body, it seemed both abstract and concrete.

Jianchen Matou sneered, and without hesitation, used magic to drop the black thing into a bottle next to the operating room.

That bottle has a resounding name——

Urinal!

……

……

"This……"

Although she had never seen the filth next door with her own eyes, Miss Altria knew exactly what kind of a horrible person her man was.

This brought about a sweet and slightly speechless happiness in her heart.

It is obvious that many heroes regard the famous King Arthur as a young girl with an immature mind who still needs to grow up.

But in Miss Altria's heart at this moment, her man was like a child who had not grown up.

If Kenshin Matou could read minds.

He also had something to say:
"Do you understand what it means that a man stays young until he dies?"

"Also, what's wrong with venting your anger on your wife, even if your behavior is a little childish!?"

If Altria heard this, she probably wouldn't refute it.

Just as she guessed how her husband felt after his behavior -

Sweet and slightly speechless happiness.

Is the key point to add "略为" before "无语"?

You are young now, young man.

The point is sweetness and happiness!
Ps:

Damn, I’ve never been in love, but I’m just fantasizing about it in novels.

Sakura, Liya, Miss Rin, Mrs. Irisviel, Illya, Sera, Lijelite... I love you so much!!!
(End of this chapter)