Chapter 16 Life is impermanent, the large intestine wraps the small intestine
"It's right in front," Shu Mingchen stopped outside the Plum Blossom Waterside Pavilion and pointed to a room, "Room Mao is next to a spiritual hot spring. You can soak in it before going to bed. It will be good for tomorrow's selection."
Xu Fu asked casually: "What's the benefit?"
"Psychological comfort." Shu Mingchen answered seriously.
"..."
Xu Fu looked at Shu Mingchen speechlessly, and seeing the latter nodding seriously, he felt that the sword cultivator's IQ and brain were worrying.
"This is a communication stone. You can use it to communicate with me directly."
Shu Mingchen said this as he handed over a spirit stone with an exquisite formation painted on it.
"Thank you," Xu Fu took the Xiuzhen version of the phone, "I will prepare a return gift - see you tomorrow morning."
"Consider this as a thank you gift for treating me to scallion pancakes. You don't have to return the favor." Shu Mingchen said, "See you tomorrow."
The two parted.
Xu Fu stepped into the corridor and indeed saw red plum blossoms covered with snow on both sides. They were indeed wild and lovely. With pity in his heart, he raised his hand and picked a plum blossom. "When the flowers are ready to be picked, you must pick them immediately, don't pick branches when there are no flowers left. I will save you later, so that I can keep a touch of winter scenery and often glimpse you in spring."
She chanted this to Meihua and stepped into the Mao character room.
The lights were on in the house, and there were faint sounds of water and conversation.
"Why did you light the lamp?"
Xu Fu's heart sank a little, feeling that something was wrong.
"Jiao'er, look at the wild plum blossoms next to the hot spring. Aren't they beautiful?"
"It's beautiful...Brother, the pool is very big, do you want to come down too?"
Wow! This sticky, bubbly male voice, and this soft female voice, this...
The road between enemies is narrow!
Xu Fu tapped the communication stone twice, signaling Shu Mingchen to come back. Only then did he feel relieved and walked in slowly.
There was only mist lingering around, a girl in the pool, a boy by the pool, flirting and teasing each other, pink bubbles mixed with steam.
Xu Changgong could no longer hold back: "Then I will..."
"Oops, I came at a bad time."
Suddenly there was a teasing laugh, and Xu Changgong and Chi Zhong Cang Yujiao were startled at the same time and looked up abruptly.
I saw a young man in blue clothes leaning against a red pillar on the shore, jokingly saying:
"It was almost like a scene of mandarin ducks playing in the water, what a pity."
Xu Changgong was shocked and angry: "Xu Fu? Why are you here!"
Xu Fu brushed his sleeves and said leisurely, "I'm happy to do so."
"You..." Xu Changgong's mind changed, and he sneered, "How dare you secretly follow us to the Immortal Mountain! What is a useless person without any spiritual roots doing here?"
"Senior Sister Xu, trespassing into the Immortal Mountain is a serious crime." Cang Yujiao wrapped herself in clothes and went ashore, her eyes red as she said, "Even if I plead for you, I'm afraid..."
"Who defecated in the hot spring?"
Xu Fu interrupted, pinching his nose, and glanced at the pool from a distance, then looked at Cang Yujiao, whose face was pale: "Oh, I was wondering why the water was so smelly, it turns out you were taking a bath, in someone else's room."
Cang Yujiao shook her head in shock: "Senior Sister Xu, you..."
Xu Changgong immediately supported her with concern and shouted angrily: "What do you mean by others? This is the guest room provided by Sanqing Mountain to our Tianyuan Sect. You are so shameless to break in without permission!"
"Strange," Xu Fu applauded Xiu'er and sneered, "There's an occupied sign hanging at the door, it's clearly my room, and you two came in to take off your clothes and use the bathtub in someone else's house. Don't you think this is the most shameless and incomprehensible thing?"
"Don't keep talking nonsense!" Xu Changgong sneered, "What? You know you are wrong, so you want to ask for forgiveness from Junior Sister? I tell you, no way! Even if you torture yourself to death, Master will not allow you to return to the mountain gate!"
"Who wants to go back? Didn't you see the article I wrote praising Licking Dog Mountain?" Xu Fu raised his eyebrows leisurely, "Say it's wrong again? As the saying goes: I examine myself three times a day: I am handsome, I am beautiful, and I am not wrong!"
"It's a farce!" Xu Changgong shouted, "You are stubborn! Wait for me to inform the master, and I will definitely call you——"
"Sue the parents again?" Xu Fu sighed, "How old are you and still want to sue the parents? Can't you use some new tricks?"
"You——" Xu Changgong had no right to say anything to her, and he raised his voice angrily, "You are shameless! You are not a good person!"
"That's it, no more words?"
Xu Fu glanced at him coldly and sneered.
"What's the use of having a loud voice? To increase your momentum? If you can't argue, then change someone else. You can't even fart when you talk, and you're still a good~person~goodperson? How can the person who scolds me be a good person, and how can the person I scold be a good person?" Xu Changgong was choked by this weird imitation and took a deep breath. He felt that today it would be either he or Xu Fu who would die. He was determined to condense a sword with his fingertips and kill this person directly. Anyway, the headmaster would not blame him, and no one would protect a person with a damaged spiritual root!
"Okay," Xu Changgong was ready to go, "You said this is your room, so where is the signboard?"
"Still checking the room card, OK, waiter, I... Hey, where's my card?"
Xu Fu was stunned and felt nothing in his hand. He suddenly remembered that something had slipped from his waist when he left just now. But because he was afraid of being beaten to death by the boss, he quickly ran away without even looking back.
I go……
Life is really unpredictable, and everything changes.
"The card fell off, wait for me to report it lost."
Xu Fu left after saying this.
"Leave? Don't even think about it!"
Xu Changgong snorted coldly, condensed a spiritual sword with his backhand, jumped on tiptoe, and flew into the air with the sword.
The tip of the sword pointed directly at Xu Fu's heart.
"Traitor, give me your life!"
Shu Mingchen, who had rushed back immediately after receiving the message, was just seeing the scene at the door of the room. His expression suddenly froze and he said, "How dare you!"
The pressure of the great perfection of the Qi Condensation Stage burst out, slowing down Xu Changgong's sword force for a moment. At the same time, he leaped forward, and with a "swish" sound, he flicked his fingers to the sharp sword tip. He slightly pinched one side of the spirit sword with his four fingers and swung it hard along the sword body.
"Thorn-"
The spiritual sword condensed by magic power was broken into pieces.
Xu Changgong was knocked back a few steps by the lingering force and barely managed to keep his body steady.
“Ahem…Shu Mingchen, what do you mean!”
Shu Mingchen watched Xu Fu escape safely, then frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"
"I'll deal with my sect's cough..."
"Brother!"
Cang Yujiao hurried forward, supported Xu Changgong, and looked at Shu Mingchen with tears in her eyes. She choked and said, "What do you mean, Shu Daoyou? If you have anything to deal with, you can come to me. Why do you have to target my brother?"
Shu Mingchen was puzzled: "Who are you?"
Cang Yujiao choked, covered her face and sobbed softly: "My senior brother was just indignant about Senior Sister Xu's previous improper behavior. Tianyuan Sect cultivated her for three years, and she was given access to the magical medicines and elixirs. When she left, she angered Master and tarnished Master's holy name. How could my senior brother not be angry about such ungratefulness? We should solve our own problems. Fellow Daoist Shu, please understand."
"Zongmen?"
Shu Mingchen looked at Xu Fu in confusion, then suddenly realized: "Oh, so you are the No. 1 base of Licking Dog Mountain!"
"..."
"How dare you!" Xu Changgong thought of the circulated letter, veins popped out of his temples, and his lips twitched with anger, "How dare you insult our Tianyuan Sect!"
"Your brain isn't working well?"
Xu Fu knew that Shu Mingchen was not good at talking, and if he put this hat on him, it would destroy the friendship between the two sects. He frowned and had to throw it back immediately.
"How could they name you? It's not like they are scrambling to take credit for something good. Could it be that the Tianyuan Sect is guilty of something?"
Xu Changgong said angrily: "You——"
"What? Do you want to run wild in the Sanqing Dao Sect? Where do you put the Sanqing Sect Master?"
Xu Fu bowed to the sky, looking very righteous.
"Could it be that Fellow Daoist Xu wants to start a fight in public, disrupt the Sanqing Sect's outer sect selection tomorrow, harm the four major sects' candidate disciples, and maliciously destroy the friendship between the two sects? How dare you!"
After saying that, he winked at Shu Mingchen.
"So that's what you were planning," Shu Mingchen responded and immediately cooperated. He flicked his sleeves, put one hand behind his back, and said coldly, "What exactly is your intention, Fellow Daoist Xu?"
Xu Changgong was choked by the compliments and was speechless. He said angrily:
"What do you mean by a candidate disciple? This man is a traitor to my Tianyuan Sect! If you insist on protecting him, I will ask my master to judge!"
After saying that, he took out the communication stone and sent out a voice transmission.