Chapter 6: Except for the name, everything is watered down

Quiet.

Deadly silence.

The man in the bamboo hat, who was afraid to stop because Xu Fu kept asking for oracles from the sky like firecrackers, hesitated for two seconds and tilted his head to look at the sky.

The moon was dim and the stars were sparse, and it was so quiet that not even the sound of wind blowing through the leaves was heard.

Xu Fu: “?”

No way, have you been fooled?

Does God know that I haven’t studied the scriptures carefully, or does he know that I have little talent and no intention of seeking immortality?

"It seems that the heavens did not hear the little immortal's cry for help. But then again, if the heavens were truly spiritual, how could they watch the world in chaos and the suffering of all living beings?"

The man in the bamboo hat laughed and grabbed again with his five fingers like claws, "It's better to die and ask the heaven for justice!"

"Gan!"

Xu Fu's scalp seemed to explode. He dodged the grab by lunging forward, then rolled to the side, staggered to his feet, and ran away.

There is not even any tribute, and the request for ordination is all nonsense except the name. It is a wonder that the ceremony can be successful!

He's cheating me again. This old man is so evil!

"Where else do you want to run to, little fairy?"

There was a sudden shake a few steps ahead, and the man in the bamboo hat teleported to the front, looked up and gave Xu Fu a sinister smile.

"!!"

Xu Fu's pupils dizzied and he braked suddenly and fell to the ground.

At the same time, a cold wind blew from behind, and the man in the bamboo hat gathered his spiritual energy, and in an instant he took Xu Fu's head with a smile.

"My dear little fairy, the game of cat and mouse is over!"

My life is over!

Xu Fu closed his eyes tightly and roared in despair: "System, I fuck you!!!"

"Bam—!!"

The broken roar seemed to shake the heaven and earth. The originally silent starry night was filled with black clouds, strong winds blew, lightning and thunder flashed, and the bright Milky Way broke through the darkness from the sky and instantly enveloped Xu Fu!

The void collapsed and shrank, and the heaven and earth merged into a colorful painting that wrapped her up in it. The rhythm of Tao flowed, and all things were created!

Xu Fu's soul left her body, and she saw the scroll flying and flowing, taking her to see the mountains, rivers, land, the inheritance of all living beings, and the vast universe in a breath, but it seemed that she saw nothing, as if it was there and not there.

The clear sound of knocking on a huge bronze tripod reached my ears, accompanied by a vague and distant whisper -

"The sky and the earth are dark and yellow, and the universe is primitive.

"The sun and the moon wax and wane, and the stars are spread out.

"Winter comes and summer goes, autumn harvests and winter stores... This is the inheritance of the Great Dao—"

The scroll of heaven and earth is flowing, the spiritual energy is used as a pen, and the inherited Dharma name is drawn with whispers.

——The Secret of Heaven and Earth.

"Boom..."

The sound of the bronze tripod knocking came into his ears from the ancient times across thousands of years, and the rich Taoist rhyme and the true meaning of inheritance all poured into Xu Fu's mind.

...My head is going to explode!
“Ahhhh——!!”

Xu Fumei's mind was shaking and the pain was unbearable. He screamed suddenly and all the illusions disappeared in an instant.

The man in the bamboo hat only saw strange phenomena in the sky and earth, and was terrified. He was forced back several steps by the Milky Way from the sky, and his spiritual energy was reversed, almost causing him to collapse and die.

"The inheritance of the great way?!"

The man in the bamboo hat was shocked and angry, and when he heard Xu Fu's shouting, he suddenly became murderous.

If this boy is not killed, he will ruin the great cause of our clan!
The stars of the Milky Way gradually entered the spiritual palace of the eyebrows. The strong spiritual energy retreated and dissipated. The man in the bamboo hat jumped up and shouted angrily: "Give me your life!"

As soon as Xu Fu opened his eyes, he heard a loud shout. His skin exploded, and he blurted out without thinking:
"Chop the hell up!"

“Bang!!”

A torrent of lightning suddenly struck down, instantly engulfing the man in the bamboo hat!
Xu Fu didn't have time to think about it, he rolled and crawled a few steps away, tears streaming down his face after surviving the disaster:
Oh my god, luckily bragging is not against the law. When I get angry, I even lie to my ancestors. I almost lost my life. I will never lie again today...

Hiding in a safe place, Xu Fu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and anger rose up:
"If you dare to provoke me, prepare to be struck to death!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The man in the bamboo hat did not get angry when he heard this, but laughed crazily. The arc of the smile on the mask became even bigger, and it was so eerie and twisted that it was creepy. The sound was like a poisonous insect drilling into the ears, and it sounded neither male nor female, weird and terrifying.

“There is no more Great Dao after the Great Desolation. I never thought that I would see the inheritance of the Great Dao today.

“If the little immortal is interested in joining my Heavenly Demon Sect, I will personally welcome you.

"If you don't mean to, I will take your life at the Immortal Sect Pride Conference in three years, and make the Blood and Flesh Immortal Pill!"

"boom--!!"

It seemed as if the evil spirit was enraged by his words, and the thunder in the sky became even stronger, striking down and shaking the heaven and earth!
The man in the bamboo hat was instantly scared out of his wits, leaving only a murmur like a poisonous snake floating in Xu Fu's ears, with a soft tone and a low smile:

"I'll give this clone to the little immortal as a gift. We... have a long way to go."

Three thousand breezes have passed, and the rage of thunder has subsided.

All things return to stillness.

Xu Fu was still alive after the robbery, and his wounds were throbbing with pain. He said, "Who wants to make a three-year agreement with you? My last name is not Xiao."

[Option task completed, Constitution +1] The system prompt sounded.

Xu Fu was stunned for a moment, and felt a warm flow of energy spreading from his dantian to his whole body, moisturizing his meridians.

Not only did his fatigue disappear and his pain ease, but even the knife wound in his abdomen and the wound from the seven-arrow nails were mostly healed.

"Strange! You actually gave the middle finger directly without any delay."

Xu Fu tugged at his robe and was about to use the moonlight to check the wounds on his chest and abdomen.

"And the effect of adding 1 point is so amazing. If you had told me earlier, I wouldn't have chosen the simplest option..."

"Ouch!!"

Suddenly, something above him quacked like a drake. Xu Fu was startled and raised his head by pulling his clothes - and then raised his head again.

Oh shit, he’s actually a swordsman!
...Ah, it’s a flying man standing on a long sword.

"Who is so rude to take off clothes in broad daylight, no, in the moonlight!" The monk flying the sword covered his eyes, and his voice was broken because of the high voice. "Shameless! Sloppy!"

Wow, a challenge to a mouth-cannon.

"How strange! So you like to run naked in broad daylight? The world is changing and you can't judge a person by his appearance."

Xu Fu straightened his clothes, stood up, and opened the door to his face.

"Do you have a voyeurism fetish? I'm checking my wounds, but you came to see me and shouted without asking. Don't you know that you shouldn't say anything indecent, look anything indecent, listen anything indecent, or do anything indecent? You are being unreasonable and rude!"

Several indecent remarks were made very quickly. The young monk wanted to refute at first, but was stunned by the word "etiquette" later. Finally, he was stunned by the final judgment. He gasped and almost fell backwards with his sword.

"I...I...I didn't!"

The young monk's face turned red, and he grunted for a long time before he recovered, but he could only refute loudly and dryly.

Xu Fu said indifferently: "Oh, that's it?"

Who would try to prove themselves during an argument?

The young man's face was tense, the corners of his mouth were lowered, he looked angry, embarrassed and helpless, his tiger eyes began to shine brightly under the moonlight.

Well, I was almost crying.

Xu Fu stopped when he saw that things were going well, and bowed his hands and said:

"May I ask your name, your teacher, and why you are here?"

The young man had a magic jade pendant on his waist. Although he was not wearing a school uniform, the light gold satin clothes gave him an ethereal air. The magic sword under his feet was also of an ordinary item. The pair of Qiankun storage bracelets with lotus carp carvings on his wrists were at least Xuan-level magic weapons.

The little tiger can pull out its beard, and the big tiger behind it might bite people to death.

"I am a disciple of Shangqing Peak in Sanqing Mountain," the young man put away his sword and snorted, "Tonight Sanqing Mountain is calling for disciples to sweep away the evil spirits of the Heavenly Demon Sect, eliminate spies, and rescue the people. Look at the white light suddenly appearing here and the weather is changing, the elders specially ordered us to come and check it out."

You don’t tell me your name because you’re afraid that I’ll yell it out and make you cry?
Xu Fupin thought of this little idea, but he didn't care: "...you wait?"

"They are too slow. I will come over to check first." The boy seemed relieved. "What was that strange phenomenon just now?"

"It seems that a demon was refining elixirs here, and God couldn't stand it and struck him to death," Xu Fu lied calmly without blushing or beating his heart, "I was just a passerby, accidentally got hit, and was just about to check the wound from the lightning, you..."

"Oh, okay, I get it!" The young man shouted to stop her from saying anything more, "It must be the Heavenly Demon Cult trying to refine the evil elixir. Is the elixir furnace in the cave? Let me go in and take a look - the Supreme Alchemy Furnace?!"

He took a few steps into the cave, and was startled when he saw the alchemy furnace. He then confirmed, "It's fake!"

"Fake?" Xu Fu followed in, "Is this Supreme Alchemy Furnace a replica?"

"Of course it's a replica. The real thing is on Taiqing Peak of Sanqing Mountain, hidden in the Taiji Palace of the peak master. It's a heavenly-level magic weapon of our sect. How could it possibly fall into the hands of the Heavenly Demon Sect?"

After the young man finished his inspection, he muttered:

"But this is a 60% replica, so it can be considered an earth-level magic weapon. If it is a lower-quality earth-level magic weapon, maybe it can be rented out to the disciple palace..."

"It's a mid-level earth grade."

"It's not possible for a mid-level earth-level disciple. Ordinary disciples can't—Hey, aren't you a passerby? How do you know it's a mid-level earth-level disciple?"

The young man sensed something was wrong and tilted his head suspiciously.

Xu Fu said seriously: "You don't know, monk, although I am a passerby, I have been very accurate in guessing things since I was a child. I can even guess how many sides a dice has."

This kind of talk is so deceptive that even a fool would doubt it for two seconds.

"So that's how it is. Then you are very suitable to go to Yuqing Peak to learn deduction!"

The boy, who thought he was not a fool, had no doubt about it and suddenly realized it.

Xu Fu was very fond of him. She just liked playing with idiots. "You just said you were going to Yuqing Peak. Are you going to recruit people at Sanqing Mountain?"

"My father is in charge of the selection of outer disciples these two days," the young man said frankly, "If you are interested, I can take you to register after this mission is completed..."

"Bam—!!"

A bolt of lightning struck in the distance of the cave. Xu Fu's heart skipped a beat as he recognized it as the evil-slaying thunder brought about by the Thunder Spirit Talisman.

Could this mountain be the grave of the young master of the Zhang family? !
"Brother..."

Xu Fu's face suddenly changed and he ran out.

"Where are you going...eh?"

The young monk didn't understand what was going on and was about to follow.

Unexpectedly, the next second Xu Fu turned around and ran back, grabbed his sleeve and said sincerely:
"Sao, take me flying!"

The young man was confused: "...Ah?"

(End of this chapter)