Chapter 70 [70] The best in the world at pestering people
"Little thing, do you like a spineless man like your uncle?"
Gong Yanchen said sourly that he regretted bringing the little thing to watch the show. He should have taken her directly to the dinner party.
"No, no, no, I love Ah Chen the most! Other men, in my eyes, are just fun."
Feng Lingyan quickly shook her head and waved her hands, and immediately defended herself. She was just kidding. She didn't want to be unable to get out of bed for three days, or maybe even longer.
"Little thing, you better be telling the truth. Otherwise, I have ten thousand ways to make you know how powerful I am."
As arrogant as Gong Yanchen is, when he gets jealous, he will be unreasonable and will not listen to reason at all.
Feng Lingyan wiped her sweat and nodded quickly: "Of course it's true, more real than pearls."
"Achen, why don't we watch a show?"
"Well, it's really nice to watch a show, little thing. This uncle of mine is the best in the world at pestering people."
Gong Yanchen got a headache when he thought about Tuoba Ye's crazy state when he asked to marry his aunt.
Feng Lingyan burst out laughing. It was so interesting. It turned out that the wolf clan could also produce such an infatuated man. It was also fortunate that Gong Yanchen's aunt had a good tolerance. If it were her, she would be annoyed to death.
"Don't you think that Auntie needs a man like Uncle to be her match?"
"Although this is my first time meeting her, I can get some insights into her personality."
"Achen, does your aunt have no resistance to good-looking men?"
"In other words, she's a bit of a nympho."
Feng Lingyan believed in her own judgment of people, and suddenly felt that Gong Jiuer was a very interesting woman. Such a woman would be very happy if she met the right person. For example, the jealous Tuoba Ye, plus their son Tuoba Lie, their family together would definitely be a unique sight.
"That's right. That's why my uncle was afraid that my aunt would return to the Snake Tribe. After all, the men of the Snake Tribe are the most outstanding among all the tribes."
Gong Yanchen was arrogant and had great confidence in the men of the snake clan.
"Yes, yes, Achen is the most evil." Feng Lingyan couldn't help laughing. She had seen shameless people, but she had never seen someone so shameless. Gong Yanchen was right about one thing, the men of the snake clan were very handsome, especially Gong Yanchen.
"Monster?" Gong Yanchen's eyes flickered slightly. He liked this word.
"Yes, yes. Oh, what monster means is that you are the most handsome, the most handsome, the kind of handsome that is invincible in the world."
"What is handsome? Handsome means very good-looking."
Seeing Gong Yanchen's puzzled look, Feng Lingyan hurried to explain, but the more she explained, the less clear it became.
"Little thing, are you going to say next that you have good taste?" Gong Yanchen looked at Feng Lingyan with a smile, but saw Tuoba Ye pestering Gong Jiuer in various ways, and couldn't help but pull Feng Lingyan to watch the show.
"Hehe~~~Achen, you are so awesome. You know this too." Feng Lingyan let Gong Yanchen hold her jade hand and walk towards the entrance of the snake clan after the direction had changed. Then she saw Tuoba Ye sticking to Gong Jiuer like an octopus, with an attitude of "I will follow you wherever you go. Let's see who else you want to date."
But Gong Jiuer's son Tuoba Lie hugged his mother's legs tightly, and the father and son were responsible for one side each, making it difficult for Gong Jiuer to move, let alone go on a date.
Gong Jiuer then made a few "Pooh" sounds. She just wanted to go back to the snake tribe to see what A Yan's queen looked like. She had no intention of dating anyone at all. "Jiuer, do you want to leave me and Lie'er behind and live your own carefree life?"
"What's the matter? I can't satisfy you anymore? There's no love anymore, you want to seek excitement?"
Tuoba Lie's shocking words refreshed the perspectives of Feng Lingyan and Gong Yanchen, who were watching the show in secret. They couldn't help but stop and watch the show quietly. They hadn't felt so comfortable in a long time.
"Get the hell out of here, Tuoba Ye! You're a beast! You always torture me so much that I can't get out of bed for three days and three nights. Why are you so aggrieved?"
Gong Jiuer didn't care about her face anymore. This bastard would torture her to death every time he did that to her!
"Is there?" Tuoba Ye's old face turned red, then he scratched his head pretending to be stupid, looked at his three-year-old son Tuoba Lie, and asked with his eyes.
Tuoba Lie nodded seriously: "Yes, a few days ago, my mother said that she was bullied by you. She couldn't get out of bed for three days, and she looked so haggard."
Tuoba Lie said these words seriously, which might cause misunderstanding, but his big eyes were full of doubts, "It's so troublesome among adults, they are all so stupid, how could they not remember the things they have done?"
Feng Lingyan hugged Gong Yanchen and laughed until her stomach hurt. Oh my god, Gong Yanchen's aunt and her family were so interesting. If she could live closer to them, there would be endless fun to see.
"What nonsense are you talking about, you little brat? I love your mother so much and I love her so much, how could I possibly bully her?"
Tuoba Lie's face instantly turned purple. He couldn't keep this stupid son anymore. He kept saying all kinds of things.
"Father, please stop. I remember when I was half asleep and half awake, I went to look for mother. She kept begging for mercy and asked you to let her go. But you not only didn't let her go, you even beat her until she screamed."
"If I hadn't barged in at that time, I don't know how you would have bullied your mother."
"You are so cruel. You stripped me naked and slapped me all over the face."
Tuoba Lie became more and more excited as he spoke, and what he said made Feng Lingyan laugh so hard that she couldn't straighten her back.
Oh my god, help, she was almost dying of laughter.
“Achen, help me, I…hahaha…hahaha…I’m…I’m almost…hahahaha…I’m dying of laughter!”
Feng Lingyan's pretty face was distorted with laughter, and her stomach was aching terribly, but she couldn't stop.
On the other hand, Tuoba Lie, who made shocking remarks, was being beaten up by his father and mother, a mixed doubles team of men and women, making him scream in pain!
"Little thing, you have such a low sense of humor!"
Gong Yanchen quickly reached out and gently pressed a few acupoints on her, which helped her to stop laughing.
"Gong Yanchen! If we have children in the future, we can't let them sleep with us!" Feng Lingyan finally stopped laughing, and then she felt confused when she thought about having children with Gong Yanchen in the future.
She didn't want the children to tell others about the fun things that happened between her and Gong Yanchen in the bedroom. How could they face other people then?
"Little thing, do you think I would make such a low-level mistake as them? Hmm?"
Gong Yanchen's eyes were deep. He did not tell Feng Lingyan that if he had not considered her, he would not have wanted such a troublesome creature as a child. If born, it would definitely compete with him for favor. No matter whether it was a daughter or a son, they would occupy his little thing!
(End of this chapter)