Chapter 229 The Way of Riding in a Coffin
"Don't bother, don't bother."
Grandpa Jiang liked this polite and gentle young man very much, "Come out quickly."
Under the moonlight, the Jiang family's adobe house looked dilapidated and had a mottled sense of time.
So broken?
Were the farmhouses in ancient times so shabby? They were even worse than the backward rural areas that Ma Xiaodong had seen.
Those backward rural houses would use some stones as their foundations, but here we use directly adobe bricks.
Isn't there a mountain behind the village where Comrade Jiang Yu lives? Why doesn't he mine the rocks?
Oh! He is also stupid. How can he break rocks without explosives and machines?
Could it be that after traveling through time once, his brain was damaged? Otherwise, he should stay here for now and sort out his own emotional line.
"Come in!"
Jiang Yu invited Ma Xiaodong into the main room, "You go to the basement first."
"sister?"
When he saw Ma Xiaodong, Jiang Jin anxiously wanted to ask his sister if she had brought the person over, but he was afraid of leaking the secret, so he stared at his sister eagerly.
"This is my comrade Ma Xiaodong, you can call him Brother Ma."
"Call me Dong Ge, call me Dong Ge."
Ma Xiaodong hurriedly corrected him, saying that calling him Brother Ma was not a good name, "Your name is Xiao Jin, right?"
"Brother Dong."
Jiang Jin also liked her sister's comrade-in-arms very much. "This is my father. My sister just found him."
Ma Xiaodong: "..."
"This is my real dad."
Jiang Yu glanced at his brother and said nothing, "He lost his memory and wandered around."
"Oh!"
He said, how can someone find a father for himself? Ma Xiaodong stretched out his hand to Jiang Nian, "Hello, uncle, my name is Ma Xiaodong."
"Hello."
Jiang Nian didn't know what extending his hand meant, so he didn't respond. He just responded with two words, which made Ma Xiaodong's ears feel uncomfortable.
His specialty is also listening.
"Uncle's throat?"
"I was injured."
"Looking for the captain! The captain has some strange pills, and he said they were made from refined elixirs."
Jiang Yu's eyes lit up, she was just about to bargain with the captain!
"You stay here, I'll go over and continue leading the people."
"sister!"
Jiang Jin pulled her sister and said, "I want to go over and take a look."
"It may not be convenient for you to go over now. I may not be able to go over for some days after I bring people back. Will you not give Dad a massage?"
Jiang Jin hesitated.
"Let him go."
He yearned for the modern world, let alone his teenage son? Jiang Nian asked his daughter to take his son there.
"I have you, grandpa, here."
"Let's go ask Grandpa!"
The brother and sister entered the kitchen. Grandpa Jiang was busy with the coffin. Should he prepare the materials?
Hearing that his grandson wanted to go to the modern world, Grandpa Jiang agreed, "Xiaoyu, your return trip will be in vain, so take Xiaojin with you and try. If he can't make it, he won't have any more crazy thoughts."
"I'm sure I can make it!"
Jiang Jin jumped into the coffin, "Should I use this? I'm not afraid."
Jiang Yu: "..."
"You have to hold your breath. If you can't block out the secrets of heaven, you might disappear, forever, without a sound or a trace, as if you don't exist in this world."
"Xiao Jin, come out quickly!"
Grandpa Jiang was frightened, "You are not stable. If you are destroyed, where can I find you?"
Jiang Jin was pulled out of the coffin by Grandpa Jiang and looked at her sister with tears in her eyes.
Jiang Yu couldn't bear it any longer, "I'll go find the Taoist priest, the owner of this coffin. I'll find a way and take you with me next time."
"it is good!"
……
When Jiang Yu appeared in 302 with the coffin, Zheng Xiu hugged her and said, "It's my turn, it's my turn."
"Sister Xiu, do you know how to ride in a coffin?"
"What other method do you need? Isn't it enough to just lie down inside?"
Jiang Yu looked at the flower growers at Maoshan, "What on earth are you doing there? If you're not here to participate in a mission, don't go. Tourists are not welcome there."
He didn't even explain to Sister Xiu the things to pay attention to when traveling through time.
The flower grower at Maoshan "..." was scolded by his teammates again, what should he do? Otherwise, let this stubborn girl be the captain? He will be a willful team member who can scold others at will?
A porcelain bottle appeared in the palm of the Maoshan flower grower's hand. "Take one pill and you will be in suspended animation for ten minutes."
"Give it here." Jiang Yu stretched out his hand.
When the flower grower at Maoshan was about to open the porcelain bottle, a hand came to snatch it away.
He dodged to the side and another hand appeared.
If he hides again, he still has hands.
All the hands in the room reached out to him, and the porcelain vase could not be saved in the end.
"for you!"
The person who finally snatched the porcelain vase was Rong Zhiwei.
"Thank you!"
Jiang Yu took the porcelain bottle, opened it and saw dozens of small black pills inside. He smiled happily with his eyes narrowed.
"Captain, this is your reward for opening the coffin lid in time."
Maoshan flower grower "..."
He lost half a bottle of fake death pills, got a guarantee of safety, and was also recognized as the captain by his teammates. It seemed, as if, it was worth it.
Zheng Xiu lay down, but she had something to say.
"Ayu, are my shoes tied?"
"Ayu, are my hands positioned properly?"
"Ayu, after I take the medicine, if the position is not right, you must put it right for me. I am afraid of death, really, I still have a wonderful second half of my life to live."
Everyone in Room 302 wanted to just knock Zheng Xiu unconscious, after saying that for countless times.
Zheng Xiu said one sentence, and Jiang Yu answered one sentence.
"It's tied."
"It's ready."
"As far as I can remember, anyone can die, but my sister Xiu cannot die."
The people in Room 302 quickly suppressed their dissatisfaction.
Jiang Yu fed Zheng Xiu some medicine and comforted her, "Close your eyes, I'm here."
Two seconds later, Jiang Yu was seen bending over and fiddling with the coffin seriously.
Qin Yan leaned over and stretched her head to look.
Everyone in Room 302 followed Qin Yan's lead.
Jiang Yu tidied up Sister Xiu's arms, collar, head, other arm, trouser legs, and shoes, and involuntarily followed the coffin around.
Qin Yan and the people in Room 302 who were curious about the situation followed the group around.
Maoshan flower grower "..."
The funeral ceremony has been held, it’s time to bury the body, uh, time to travel through time, right?
Close the coffin!
Jiang Yu pushed the coffin lid closed with a full sense of ceremony, "The next trip should take a little longer, so those who need to cook should do so, I'm hungry."
"Cook, cook."
Old Mrs. Qin hurriedly urged her granddaughter, "Make braised pork for Ayu, Ayu is exhausted."
The corners of everyone's mouth twitched. Were they exhausted from sorting out the bodies?
After Jiang Yu and the coffin disappeared, Old Lady Qin pointed at her granddaughter and said, "Hurry up and buy some meat! There are so many people here, are you only going to give it to A-Yu?"
"I'm going to buy groceries!"
The youngest one stepped forward and asked, "Grandma, how much do you want to buy?"
"20 pounds."
"Okay! He Tao, help wash and cut the vegetables."
Everyone in Room 302 started to move and stopped staring at the empty space in the living room where the coffin was placed.
……
As soon as he landed, Jiang Yu hurriedly opened the coffin lid and said to his brother who was waiting in the kitchen, "Sister Xiu is here."
Sister Xiu?
Jiang Jin stretched her head to look, and was almost startled by the solemn posture of the body in the coffin, "Sister, did you do that?"
"Of course! I was also the one who arranged mother's body back then."
Jiang Yu is very proud that placing the body is also a technical job.
Jiang Jin looked at Zheng Xiu, who looked like a real corpse, and asked, "Sister Xiu, why don't you open your eyes?"
"I took the medicine. It will take ten minutes for me to wake up."
Jiang Jin: "..."
"Should I take medicine too?"
"Ok!"
"Can you not be so serious?"
"can."
Jiang Jin breathed a sigh of relief. Just thinking about the "lying flat" posture with even the shoes tied together made his scalp tingle.