Chapter 236 Who are you?

After the remaining five people had their makeup re-done, Wei Ergou asked if they had found Yu Yi and quickly asked Yu Yi to come and touch up their makeup.

'Xu Yanba' shook his head, "There's no need to put makeup on his face."

What does no need to be treated mean?
Without waiting for Wei Ergou to ask any more questions, Xu Yanba gave her a roast goose and told her to carry out the task quickly.

"Patrol tomorrow."

'Wei Ergou' was in no hurry to leave. He told 'Xu Yanba' everything he had talked about with Ye Caigen, as well as what the real Wei Ergou and Ye Caigen had said.
"What does touching the crotch mean? Wei Ergou often has gossips and likes to say that Ye Caigen is a fool!
Newcomer Wei Ergou, don't forget to put on the sack."

'Xu Yanba' "..."

Shouldn't he have let this fish, who could swim, in?
The swimming fish said, "Tomorrow night we will go buy roast chicken and stewed food. Who will trip up Ye Caigen?"

"I'll go!"

One person stepped forward and said, "My name is Ding Wu. I am a fence-sitter at the moment. Ye Caigen might want to bring me into their group. We can chat a little more."

"How to act?"

Wei Ergou's eyes were filled with the desire to cause trouble.

'Xu Yanba' was helpless, "Just pretend to bribe him if you meet him halfway. Ye Caigen will be nervous if he is caught, so it will be difficult for him to find some loopholes, and he will keep his mouth shut."

"Oh."

Wei Ergou showed little interest. "Okay! I'll go back first. Remember to tell me when you figure out my problem.

If Ye Caigen asks again, I will be able to answer him."

'Xu Yanba' "..."

We will never understand the question you asked.

……

'Wei Ergou' brought back a whole roast goose, and Ye Caigen was so happy that he wanted to hug 'Wei Ergou', but 'Wei Ergou' ducked to avoid him.

"Do you want to eat? If not, I'll eat it alone."

"Eat, eat."

Ye Caigen then sat back on the mat, "I'm so hungry that I can eat a cow, this..."

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

His words were interrupted by the things falling from his arms.

What fell into his arms were the goose head, goose feet and goose neck.

"No matter how many cows you can eat, this roast goose is something I stole. I want to eat it first."

Full?

Even though Wei Ergou is thin, he has a big appetite. Such a small roast geese would probably not fill two of them, so how could he have a share?

Ye Caigen approached Wei Ergou with a smug look on his face, "Ergou, how do I usually treat you?"

"That's it!"

"Hey hey hey!"

Ye Caigen laughed awkwardly, "Well, there's no meat on the head and claws, so give me a goose leg!"

"Think beautifully!"

"wing!"

"No."

"Breast meat, breast meat is very tough and not tasty. I'll help you eat it."

"I have good teeth."

"Wei Ergou!"

Ye Caigen said in a more serious tone, "If you don't share with me, I will report you for stealing."

"I got this by accident, I didn't steal it."

"Shun means stealing!"

'Wei Ergou' "..."

Forget it, I’ve had enough fun, let’s share some of it!

Ye Caigen not only lost breast fat, but also a skeleton.

"Er Gouzi, you are so nice to me."

Ye Caigen gnawed on the skeleton with tears in his eyes, chewing and swallowing the meat and bones together.
"I'll eat less tomorrow night and you can eat more."

……

The next night, the two patrolled to the outskirts and quickened their pace down the mountain. Before they reached the foot of the mountain, they met someone.

"Dingwu?"

Ye Caigen wanted to run while pulling Wei Ergou, but Wei Ergou held him back and said, "Why are you running? It's safest to take them all with you." Ye Caigen thought so too, there was no one who was not hungry in the mountains.

"Fifth brother, come on, I'll take you to eat something delicious."

Ding Wu was dragged away unwillingly by Ye Caigen.

After walking a few steps, Wei Ergou covered his stomach and said he had a stomachache. He gave the gold to Ye Caigen and asked Ye Caigen to take Ding Wu out to spend money and remember to bring her a roast chicken.

Five ounces of gold for a roast chicken? Ye Caigen was so happy that his teeth were not visible. "Don't worry, I will definitely treat my fifth brother well. You wait for me on the side of the road where we are patrolling."

"Okay okay."

Wei Ergou pretended to be in a hurry to find a place to relieve himself. Ye Caigen did not delay any longer and dragged Ding Wu down the mountain quickly.
"I'm telling you, Brother Five, don't be fooled by the fact that all the shops in town are closed at night; those are normal shops.

Brothels and gambling houses are open until dawn. There are also private restaurants that specialize in late-night snacks, which open at midnight and close at dawn.

You have to have a secret signal when you knock on the door, otherwise you won’t be able to open it. After you enter, you can’t speak, just use gestures. Follow me, you will learn a lot tonight! "

……

When Jiang Yu lifted the canvas, he met a pair of eyes. The owner of these eyes was stunned when he saw Jiang Yu.

"Hi!"

Jiang Yu waved at the owner of these eyes, "Sorry, you have to sleep again."

"Who are you? Why are you pretending to be me?"

"I will answer this question when I have time. Now I want to take you to see someone else."

"Meeting whom?"

"I don't have time to chat with you!"

Before he fainted, Wei Ergou wondered if the emperor had discovered it or if this person would take him to see the emperor.

As a result, what he saw were five or six 'selves'.

When Old Lady Qin heard that this person was an important figure and that someone who knew him well was needed to impersonate him, she reported it immediately.

Ten minutes later, five people appeared in Room 302, one of whom was Sheng Meizhuo.

Jiang Yu and Old Lady Qin were not surprised by the appearance of Sheng Meizhuo. It was impossible for the higher-ups to give up such a talent.

So the five 'Wei Ergou', plus Jiang Yu's 'Wei Ergou', all appeared in front of Wei Ergou.

Jiang Yu used the voice of Wei Ergou that he had just learned to speak, and asked, "Take a look, which one is you?"

Wei Ergou: "..."

"Who the hell are you?"

When Wei Ergou said this sentence, the other five people also followed suit, with almost identical voices and even similar intonations.

Wei Ergou: "..."

"I want to see the emperor."

Five uniform sentences of "I want to see the emperor" were uttered one after another.

If Wei Ergou doesn’t understand what these people are trying to do, he’d be a fool!

"Don't waste your time. No one can imitate me."

"Don't waste your time. No one can imitate me."

The five people who said this are more like Wei Ergou than Wei Ergou.

Wei Ergou was shocked, "What are you going to do?"

After the five people imitated Wei Ergou's words again, Old Lady Qin pointed at Sheng Meizhuo and said, "She looks the most like him!"

Jiang Yu frowned, "Can the menstrual period be changed?"

“You can use medicine.”

Sheng Meizhuo used her own voice, "I take medication frequently, and your body may be affected by the medication. I'm sorry."

Sheng Meizhuo already knew that Jiang Yu had problems with his physical development.

"Nothing to do with you."

Jiang Yu used her own voice again.

She didn't know how serious her illness was, and Sister Xiu was unwilling to tell her.

In fact, she quite liked the time when she didn't have her period.

Wei Ergou looked at the two 'selves' who were talking to each other in shock. Are these two women?

The four unsuccessful candidates took away Wei Ergou, who was unable to recover.

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