Chapter 271 Easy things
"Brother, it's not a good idea to give such a big gift on our first meeting."
Yang Fan stretched out a finger to push the knife aside, but the other party moved the knife over again, with the tip of the knife pointing at her.
Qiao Ci'an stood beside Yang Fan with a nervous look on his face, and took the copper coin sword in his hand again.
The ghost that suddenly appeared was a high-level ghost messenger, and also a powerful figure at the top level of ghost generals. He had a cold face and looked like someone who was not easy to mess with.
Qi Feng looked at Yang Fan expressionlessly, "Why did a living person appear in the underworld?"
Yang Fan said calmly, "Put the knife away first."
Qi Feng: "Answer my question."
Yang Fan sighed. Where did this young man come from? She was really hungry.
"I told you to put the knife away. You've been a ghost for so long that you don't understand what people say, right?"
Suddenly, Yang Fan flashed and kicked Qi Feng fiercely, and casually took out the lightning-struck wood from his pocket.
Since you don’t understand what people are saying, just do it!
Qi Feng reacted quickly, dodged her kick, and quickly counterattacked with a knife.
Yang Fan was holding a lightning-struck piece of wood, and Qi Feng was holding a machete. The man and the ghost were fighting each other, and the fight was fierce.
Qiao Ci'an: ...The ancestor is so strong.
Qiao Ci'an, weak and helpless, holding the copper coin sword, watched them fight from the ground to the sky, and from the sky to the ground. The flashes of swords and shadows were reflected on the two cold faces of a man and a ghost.
"I've long been fed up with you hypocritical ghost messengers. How dare you ask me why I'm here!" Yang Fan beat and scolded him, "You condone the evil spirits to refine souls. Are you ghost messengers just for show? You're a bunch of useless trash!"
I'm already annoyed after being busy all day, and now I have to come to the underworld to work overtime at night. It's even more annoying to meet such a young man!
The lightning-struck wood hit the knife heavily. With a bang, the blade trembled a few times. Qi Feng was shocked. Who was this woman and why was she so powerful?
While he was distracted for a moment, Yang Fan quickly attacked from below and kicked the opponent's weak spot accurately.
Qi Feng: ...!!! Despicable!
Qi Ming rushed to find Yang Fan and just happened to see Yang Fan kicking the other person in the testicles. His expression was subtle, and his mind uncontrollably thought of the same scene before.
Yang Fan hit Qi Feng's weak spot, and he almost lost control of the knife in his hand. Yang Fan kicked him far away, and then he was knocked to the ground by a punch.
When Yang Fan was about to punch him a few more times, her raised hand was suddenly grabbed by someone, stopping her action.
"stop fighting."
"Which idiot dares to stop us..." Yang Fan turned his head impatiently and met a pair of eyes that were filled with helplessness and a little worry. The two looked at each other.
Yang Fan paused for a moment, and then made a move that Qi Ming couldn't understand for a long time.
She fell back and punched Qi Ming in the face.
Qi Ming: ???
He came to stop the fight and got beaten?
Yang Fan: Beating one is the same as beating two. It’s just a matter of convenience.
Although he was punched for no reason, Qi Ming did not let go of his hand. He pulled Yang Fan aside speechlessly and helplessly, "Stop fighting for now."
Yang Fan retracted his hand, pointed at Qi Feng and said, "You came at the right time. I want to complain about this evil messenger who attacked me from behind."
Qi Ming looked at Qi Feng, who was half-kneeling on the ground with a frighteningly ugly expression. Who was attacking whom?
Seeing that he didn't take out the tablet in time, Yang Fan said again, "Hurry up, I want to complain about him."
Qi Feng spotted the special Yinchai logo on Qi Ming's clothes and said, "You are from the Complaints Processing Center."
Qi Ming nodded, feeling a little overwhelmed.
One is a ghost general from the law enforcement center, and the other is the stationmaster of the Huangquan Station. How could they bump into each other in such a short while?
Are they still fighting?
... "Tell me, how did you two start fighting?"
Qi Ming was like a mediator in the police station, holding a tablet computer and questioning the two people.
Yang Fan took the initiative and said, "This man has no moral principles. He came up to me with his machete and tried to kill me. I was acting in self-defense."
Qi Feng looked at Yang Fan with an expression that was hard to describe. He had heard some rumors about the new stationmaster of Huangquan Station before.
She also knew that one of his subordinates was punished for offending her.
Although it was rumored that the new stationmaster was moody, cruel and brutal, he actually knew some of her deeds and knew about some of the bad things done by his subordinate.
So in his perception she was a capable, honest and kind person, but when he saw her today, damn, Chunchun was actually a scoundrel!
He is still a shameless villain who uses dirty tricks!
"I didn't hit her. I was just asking her why she appeared in the underworld. She was the first to start." Qi Feng said gritting his teeth.
Yang Fan: "You just asked me a question and you pointed a knife at me. If I said a few more words, you would kill me."
"You're causing trouble here, shouldn't I point a knife at you?"
As they talked, they began to quarrel.
"You pointed a knife at me without even asking why I was causing trouble here."
"I'm holding a knife to interrogate you about why you're causing trouble here."
"Who are you to interrogate me?"
"I am a ghost messenger!"
It would have been fine if he didn't mention Yinchai, but when he mentioned Yinchai, Yang Fan started cursing.
"How dare you say you are a ghost messenger? The four evil ghosts of Hei Ming, one steals and robs things, one kills and steals souls, one uses ghosts to refine souls, and one just loves to eat ghosts."
"The Four Evil Ghosts' resounding reputation has spread to the living world, and you, the underworld officials, don't care and help them harm people."
"How dare you ask me why I'm here? Do you have any shame?"
"A bunch of useless trash!"
Qi Ming: ...I feel like I’m being implied.
Qi Feng: “You!”
"What do you mean by you?" Yang Fan said, "If you can't do the job of a ghost messenger, you should go and reincarnate as soon as possible. Don't just sit there and do nothing all day, just pretending to be cool with that broken knife."
Qi Feng's face turned blue and red as he was scolded. Although these things were not the fault of his subordinates, what she said was indeed the truth, and he couldn't find any words to refute it for a moment.
If anyone else had scolded him like this, he would have certainly given them a good beating, but he didn't understand Yang Fan's tactics at the moment and couldn't beat him.
He couldn't win the fight, and he was in the wrong too, so Qi Feng could only clench his fists tightly, thinking: When he gets back, he will definitely drag Ouyang Baichuan out and give him a good beating, it was all caused by his evil subordinates!
On the other side, Ouyang Baichuan, who had secretly mixed in with ordinary ghosts to work and earn spiritual fruits, suddenly felt a chill on his back. He looked around carefully and found that other ghosts were concentrating on their work and no ghost was looking at him.
He looked at the fruits on the tree, his eyes full of desire. If his salary had not been deducted and he was in debt, why would he, a ghost general, disguise himself as an ordinary ghost and come here to work and earn money?
Besides, are these ghosts stupid? With so many spiritual fruits and no one seeing them, what's the harm in secretly eating a few and then taking a few back?
Thinking of this, he reached out and picked a peach. The peach was big, fresh and full of fruity aroma.
He took a bite while the other ghosts weren't paying attention, and then - "Ah!"
Liang Zishu and Jian Xiangdi listened to the screams, and the two ghosts shook their heads and sighed at the same time. There are always ghosts who are not afraid of death.
Ouyang Baichuan covered his mouth and curled up on the ground in pain.
What kind of fruit is this? Why does it bite people?!
(In case some people are confused, I would like to explain that the ghost general represents a position in the underworld, and also represents the level of ghost ability. The levels of ghosts in this article are simply divided into five levels: ordinary ghosts - fierce ghosts - evil ghosts - ghost generals - ghost kings)
(End of this chapter)