Chapter 313: Uncle Master’s Hands Are More Poisonous Than His Mouth
"…What are you doing out here in broad daylight?"

The corner of Yang Fan's mouth twitched, and he subconsciously touched his lower back, but unfortunately, the lightning-struck wood was not on his body.

Qi Ming, wearing a black casual suit, said slowly, "I'll pick up the package."

other people:? ? ?

Yang Fan looked at him with a silly look in his eyes, "You came out to pick up a package in broad daylight, are you senile?"

"Your underworld doesn't arrange regular physical examinations for you elderly ghost messengers. If you still work at such an old age, your brain will easily become damaged."

Others: Phew~

"..." Qi Ming took a deep breath and gritted his teeth, "Did you smear the red on your lips? It's so poisonous."

He just said one sentence and she said so many things against him, and they can't even get along well.

Yang Fan chuckled, "Are you jealous? I'll put some on you."

"If your vision was as bad as your mouth, you wouldn't have chosen such a scumbag." Qi Ming said venomously, "You have such bad vision. You should go to the hospital to check your eyes."

Yang Fan's face changed visibly. When Qi Ming saw her change of expression, he felt strangely relieved. He finally won back a game!

…The others silently moved several steps back.

Stay away and don't let the blood splash on them.

Yang Fan sneered, "Although my eyes are ordinary, my fists are more poisonous than my mouth. I'll just give you a slight taste."

Her fist and voice fell at the same time. Qi Ming realized something was wrong when he heard the previous sentence, and turned his head to the right to avoid Yang Fan's fist.

But he obviously underestimated Yang Fan's despicableness.

Qi Ming raised the corner of his mouth, "You..."

"Snapped!"

The sound of a loud slap interrupted his words.

When he was proud of himself for dodging Yang Fan, she slapped him with her other hand so fast that an afterimage was left.

Qi Ming looked at Yang Fan in disbelief, he actually tried this tactic of making a feint to the east and attacking in the west.

What a thief!
Yang Fan blew on his palm and asked, "Little nephew, is the slap from uncle poisonous?"

"If it's not poisonous, Master Uncle can make it more poisonous."

Qi Ming's expression changed again and again, "Despicable!"

Yang Fan: "Speak louder, Master Uncle can't hear you."

Qi Ming: “…”

The others looked at Qi Ming with sympathy as he had no ability to fight back in front of Yang Fan.

Xiao Lin stood at the back, watching the two of them standing together, the man was handsome and the woman was beautiful, it was a very pleasing scene, and she screamed like a groundhog in her heart, so good! !
Seeing him being unable to beat him or talk him into a fight, Yang Fan felt very happy. At the same time, she felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity in her heart, as if she had bullied someone like him before.

But as soon as this feeling came up, Yang Fan ignored it. She had bullied many junior fellow apprentices before, so it was normal for her to be familiar with them.

Not only did she feel familiar with this, Qi Ming also strangely felt that this feeling of being bullied but feeling helpless and having some indescribable happiness was very familiar, just like they had practiced it countless times before.

He stared at Yang Fan, trying hard to search through his memory, and finally couldn't help asking, "Have we..." really met before?

Before he finished speaking, Yang Fan had already turned around and looked at Yan Qing and the others standing behind him, "Don't just stand here, get to work."

After Yang Fan spoke, they turned around and went back to their work, but Xiao Xiao and Xiao Lin were stopped by Yang Fan.

"Xiao Xiao and Xiao Lin, the two of you come with me to the city."

Yang Fan said to Yan Qing, "You will be in charge of the store this afternoon."

Yan Qing nodded and went back to sit inside the store.

Xiao Lin smiled and said, "Okay, boss."

Xiao Xiao nodded obediently, "Yes, Grandmaster."

They were all arranged, what about me?
Qiao Ci'an looked at them, then looked at Yang Fan, pointing at himself with a confused look, "Where is I, the ancestor?" "You go to the orchard and work with Tang Yuanyuan and the others."

Yang Fan suddenly thought of Qi Ming beside him, and said to him with a smile: "Little nephew, do you want to eat some fruit?"

As soon as he saw her smile, Qi Ming had a bad feeling and looked alert. "What do you want to do?"

"Look at you, why are you so scared? It's not like your uncle will eat you."

Yang Fan spoke as if he was coaxing a child, "Master Uncle has something to do and needs to go out. There is a lot of work to do at home. Can you help Master Uncle with some work and Master Uncle will give you some fruit to eat?"

"not good."

Qi Ming gave Yang Fan an emotionless smile, turned around and disappeared.

……

"Uncle, you've already eaten two. You can't eat any more."

In the orchard, Fu Cancan kindly reminded the middle-aged man who had eaten two pears without paying.

The middle-aged man probably thought Fu Cancan was just a weak girl who was easy to bully, so he said rudely, "What's wrong with me eating two fruits? You guys are so expensive that you won't let me try them."

Fu Cancan sighed, "If you continue to eat, there will be problems."

As more and more tourists come to the village, it becomes a mixed bag, and all kinds of weird people will appear.

We agreed to pick fruits in the orchard, and we could try one of each fruit except the large ones, but there are always some people who want to take advantage.

What should we do in this situation?

Of course let him eat it.

The middle-aged man snorted coldly, continuing his uneducated behavior. "Do you want to arrest me just for eating two fruits? That's ridiculous. I want to eat them, what can you do to me?"

As he spoke, he picked the third fruit and took a bite. The expected sweet and delicious taste did not appear. Instead, his mouth felt like it was biting into red-hot iron.

He was so burned that he screamed like a pig being slaughtered and rolled on the ground.

“Ahhh! My mouth, my mouth, it’s so hot…”

There is no such thing as a three-times disaster. The talisman Yang Fan put on the fruit is not only to ward off ghosts but also to ward off such scoundrels who steal the fruit.

Fu Cancan walked over and picked up the fruit that the middle-aged man had taken a bite of, said what a pity, turned around and threw the fruit into the bushes nearby.

Soon, there was a rustling sound in the bushes, but it soon became quiet.

This is what Yang Fan told them, that the discarded fruits should be thrown to other small animals to satisfy their cravings.

The middle-aged man was still rolling on the ground, shouting that the fruit was poisonous and that he would call the police to arrest them, while begging people around him to call 120 to save him.

The other tourists nearby looked at him with an indescribable expression on their faces. If you can even encounter scammers here, you will encounter anything if you live long enough.

The acting is so fake!
Some people who have been in the village for some time have seen several of these "scammers" and all of them have sympathy in their eyes. They say, "Brother, what are you thinking? This is Master Ren's orchard."

How can I let scoundrels like you take advantage of such a big orchard? How can you be so foolish as to use your brain when you go out?

No one around helped him call 120, and they just ignored his presence and continued picking fruit.

Fu Cancan didn't care. Yang Fan's talisman paper didn't cause any substantial harm to the human body. It just hurt, and the pain was so severe that even if she went to the hospital for a check-up, there would be no problem. The pain would last for about five days before disappearing.

When Qiao Ci'an came, she saw this scene. She glanced at Fu Cancan, who nodded helplessly to her. She immediately understood what she meant.

He was punished for stealing food again, he deserved it.

Fu Cancan saw that she came up alone, so she asked, "Where is the young Taoist priest?"

According to the previous arrangement, Xiao Xiao was to accompany her, and Qiao Ci'an was to go somewhere else, but now she was here and Xiao Xiao was not.

"She and Xiao Lin were taken to the city by the master." Qiao Ci'an briefly recounted what had just happened.

Upon hearing that the scumbag Chen Jianhua had come to repay the money, Fu Cancan felt a little regretful that she missed the scene of Yang Fan teaching the scum a lesson.

Just when she was feeling regretful, she received a video from Xiao Lin on her mobile phone. It was a video she had taken of the entire process from the scumbag coming to pay back the money to being driven away.

Fu Cancan: Good sister! Reliable!