Chapter 142 We must do things that will cause trouble for the prince!
"My mother said that if my fifth sister could enter the court, it would be a great thing for all women in the world!"
In fact, Concubine Liu's original words were far more than just this one sentence, but Yun Chuhuan couldn't quite understand the meaning of many of the words in between, so he naturally didn't remember them.
Fortunately, even with just this one sentence that Yun Chuhuan summarized and condensed himself, it was enough for Yun Shu to understand what was going on.
"I didn't expect that the content I published in the Capital Weekly in order to awaken the Tiansheng women would unexpectedly help me?"
"What do you mean?"
Yun Chuhuan didn't understand:
"What awakening? What does this have to do with the Capital Weekly?"
"nothing."
I just pinched Yun Chuhuan's chubby face, and it felt really good.
Yun Shu couldn't help but masturbate again:
"I'm wondering when I can go to Yaohua Palace to thank your mother in person."
"My mother is fine! She doesn't need your thank-you gift!"
When Yun Chuhuan heard this, he immediately perked up. He didn't even try to hide from Yun Shu's hand anymore. He let her pinch his face. His flattering smile was a bit silly.
"Well, Fifth Sister, if you really want to thank my mother, you can actually transfer the thank-you gift to me.
I really need your thank you gift!"
"you?"
Yun Shu raised his eyebrows and snorted:
"Didn't I just give you five thousand taels of silver not long ago? Are you short of money again so soon?"
"Fifth sister, you don't know that, of the five thousand taels, except for the one hundred taels I gave to Xiao Yuanzi, the remaining four thousand nine hundred taels were all taken away by my mother!"
When talking about the four thousand taels of silver notes that he would hold in his arms when he slept, fearing that he would accidentally lose it, but in the end was still taken away by his mother, Yun Chuhuan couldn't help but complain:
“Two days ago, I just wanted to reward a little eunuch, but I couldn’t even take out the money!
Do you think there is any prince in this world who is poorer than me?"
"Probably no more."
Yun Shu nodded in agreement:
"But from what you said, it's useless for me to give you more banknotes. They will be taken away by your mother anyway."
"I know, so I don't expect you to give me more banknotes!"
Yun Chuhuan's emotions came and went quickly. In just a few words, his expression changed like a face.
In the last second, he was a sad bitter melon, and in the next second, he turned into a servile little sun:
"Fifth sister, I heard that every year during the Spring Ploughing Ceremony, all the ministers in the court have to attend.
Now that you are an official, don’t you have to go as well?”
"Gotta go."
Yun Shu glanced at him, his tone somewhat subtle:
"I'm asking you this all of a sudden. You don't want to go too, do you?"
"Or else, Fifth Sister, you can become an official!"
Yun Chuhuan chuckled and continued to circle around Yun Shu:
"Fifth sister, look at the other officials in the court, they all have big beards, and they can't have a conversation with you, right?
So how about taking me with you?"
"Row."
"Fifth sister, look at me... huh? Fifth sister, do you agree now?"
I had prepared a lot of words to convince Yun Shu, but I didn't expect that the other party didn't need my convincing at all!
Yun Chuhuan's eyes widened in surprise, his face full of joy:
"Then you will help me talk to my father, right?"
"I already told you."
Yun Shu nodded calmly:
"The emperor also agreed." "Is this true?"
Happiness came too suddenly, Yun Chuhuan even had some doubts:
"Fifth sister, you are not lying to me, are you?"
"Why would I lie to you? Father will probably send someone to Yaohua Palace to inform you of this matter soon."
It was just right that her useless conscience could be safely put away.
Yun Shu paced slowly:
"If you don't believe it, you can go back to Yaohua Palace and wait now.
Or you can go directly to the Imperial Study and ask Father."
"No, no, I trust Fifth Sister. Fifth Sister treats me the best!"
Completely unaware that he was just a "gift" given by Emperor Xuanwu to get rid of Yun Shu, Yun Chuhuan happily followed Yun Shu. After a bunch of flattery, he remembered another thing:
"By the way, Fifth Sister, the Crown Prince is getting married in three days, are you going?"
"Three days from now?"
Although I had guessed yesterday that the prince would definitely get married,
But wouldn’t three days be a bit too hasty?
"I didn't hear Father mention this today. How do you know it's three days later?"
"Brother Crown Prince sent out invitations early this morning! Yours should have been sent to Fengyang Palace as well, Fifth Sister."
Yun Chuhuan scratched his head and glanced at Yun Shu cautiously:
"But if we are just marrying a concubine, given our status, we can just ask someone to send some gifts.
If you don’t want to go, Fifth Sister, then I won’t go either.”
"Why not go?"
Yun Shu doesn't like trouble, but that doesn't mean she will turn a blind eye when someone comes to her house in a disgusting way.
She still hadn't gotten over what the prince and Shen Jingshu had done on the opening day of her Tianwaitian Restaurant.
Even if it was just for the sake of reciprocity, she should have gone there on the day of their wedding to cause trouble for them!
She is so narrow-minded!
Yun Shu put her arm around Yun Chuhuan's shoulders, acting like a dandy, without any princess manners at all:
"Not only will I be there in three days, but I will also be bringing a great gift!"
"... a great gift?"
Even though Yun Chuhuan was slow-witted, he could tell something was wrong:
"Fifth sister, what kind of gift do you want to give?"
"You'll know in three days!"
Yun Shu patted him on the head twice, then raised her eyelids nonchalantly, with a hint of subtle sarcasm in her casual smile:
“It should be lively.”
It’s so lively…
What he loves most is the excitement!
Yun Chuhuan rubbed his hands excitedly:
"So, Fifth Sister, do you need me to do anything?"
"you?"
Yun Shu tilted his head and glanced at him:
"You are just...responsible for rampaging?"
"Fifth sister, you don't want me to overthrow the East Palace, do you?"
The excitement on his face collapsed in an instant, and Yun Chuhuan waved his hands bitterly:
"That's not possible for me! I think I'll be thrown out by the Crown Prince after I flip the first table.
Not only that, the people from the Censorate will report me, my father will beat me, and…"
"stop."
Yun Chuhuan's mumbling made Yun Shu's mouth twitch.
Overthrow the East Palace?
It's a good thing he could think of it!
Even if she really wanted to do that, she didn't have the courage yet!
Yun Shu sighed and whispered:
"I mean to let you hide in front of the prince and Shen Jingshu for a few rounds when you have nothing to do. You can be a little reckless.
You can scare them appropriately, but remember, don’t really hurt anyone.”